We all know I don't
own YuGiOh!
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Jounouchi: Where am I?
Angel:You are dead!
Jounounchi: No way!
Angel: Yes, you are.
Jounouchi: No I am not.
Angel: Yes, I are.
Jounouchi: No you are not dead.
Angel: No, I am not dead.
Jounouchi: Yes, I am... Wait, I mean...
Angel: Told ja ^___^
Jounouchi: Then, how did I die? Why am I here? Who are you?
What am I
saying?
Angel: I don't know, Your dead, My name is Angel, and what
do you mean
what are you saying?
Jounouchi: Wait, I am soooo confusied! Where the fuck am I
going? Where
am I going?
Angel:STOP IT WITH THE QUESTIONS! I think you are to annoying
to go to
Hell.
Jounouchi: ((O_____O)) Hell!!?? I'm going to hell! Why?
Angel: I mean hell..o.. yah, I never said hello!
Jounouchi: I going to the place where the Easter bunny lives.
Ahhhhhhhh!
Angel: SHUT UP!!! I will let you live if you never talk to
me again.
Man, dead people always know it's there time to go, But you..
Jounouchi: I will never talk to you again if tell me how I
died!
Angel: Well, I shouldn't tell you, But for that deal, O.K.!
Well, you where in the alley behind your house and you saw
Kaiba, there
was a guy he was talking to and you noticed that he had a gun
in his
hand, so you shoved Kaiba out of the way with your sholder and
got shot
in the chest. Lucky for you, Kaiba called over the limo and
let you stay
the night at his house, Till moning.
Jounouchi: How is it luck for me if I'm dead?
Angel: You got to ride in a limo and stay in a cool house^__^,
But,
remember, you can go back to your body, If you take this Millenium
Item.
Jounouchi: Cool, now I can duel better like Yug.
Angel: No, this Item is Evil, and the spirit in it never dueled
before!
Jounouchi:But... then whats the use of it?
Angle: No more talking now, of you go, back to your body!
A voice: Jounouchi... Jounouchi... are you all right?
Jounouchi:*He was a sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he
saw Mokuba
looking right at him!* AHHHHHHHHH
Mokuba: Sorry, did I scare you?
Jounouchi: The hell you did, why are you here?
Mokuba: Seto told me to check on you to see if he should let
a dead
body stay here, But you are not dead sooo
Jounouchi: So what?
Mokuba: So, I am going to make you lunch! don't worry, I can
cook!
Jounouchi POV.
Where the hell do this kid get so Hyper, I mean for god sake,
How much
sugar did Kaiba let him have? And what does he mean Lunch, did
I sleep
in that late? Wow, Angel is right, I do ask alot of Questions!
Did you like it? It not the best but.. I think its nice! ^__^
Can some one give me some Ideas to put in this?
Next.....
We all know I don't own YuGiOh! only 2 reveiws!!!???? NNNNOOOOOO!
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The Next Day
Yugi: Hey Jounouchi ^____^
Jounouchi: Hey Yug... Gomen, I guess I missed alot of school.
Honda: Hell Ya, and the teacher said you still don't have to
do the
work you missed and the test you missed also!! ( I'm would be
shocked if
they even have homework cause they always miss school, GO TO
SCHOOL
DARNIT!!!)
Jounouchi: Like I said, gomen. hey Yug, I need to ask ya somethin.
Yugi: Yah Jounouchi, what?
Jounouchi: This *Shows the Item he got from Angle*
Yugi: *Mouth droped so low, it touched the ground* How the
hell did you
get that!!??
Anzu: Yugi, Don't say bad words in school!
Yugi: AAAHH, how did you get hear?
Jounouchi: Shes like a ghost that dosn't leave, EVER!!
Honda: Jounouchi, What is that?
Yugi: Its a Millenium Item dumb ass!! *Yugi had sugar and he
starts to
say bad words after lunch or when ever he has sugar*
Jounouchi: Yah, But what do I do with it?
Everyone in the group:*The Item starts to glow* GASP!!
Jounouchi: * He is turing in to a yami, his outfit is now black,
his
eyes are red, and he is a tadd bit taller* WTF?
Anzu: Will you all stop it with the words!
Jounouchi: Who are you? and where is my master?
Yugi: Your Master? Jounouchi, what are you talking about?
Jounouchi: Jounouchi???? My name is Jono, and Im looking for
a guy with
white hair, tan skin, and he steals from people that know how
to dress
right!
Honda: Jounouchi, What is the matter with you? You don't have
a master!
Jono: * Spots Bakura* Master!!!
Bakura: * who has been the yami acting like Ryou* Yes Jounouchi
and why
are you calling me master?
Jono: Master, Im not stupid I know that you are taking over
this
weakling's body.
Bakura: Still, why are you calling me master, My name is Bakura
and how
do you know about me being a Yami?
Jono: Because, It's me Jono Hikaturinea. Remember, I was a
Thief like
you?
Bakura: Well Well Jono, I havn't seen you In years!
Yugi: Hey, sorry to break this up but--
Honda: Shhh, Yugi. I wan't to see if they hug or atleast to
see Bakura
Cry or something!
Yugi: But, What about Jounouchi.
Jono: Hey, can't I talk to Bakura-sama alone?
Bakura: Yah, I need to here how to destroy the woulrd with
the only guy
who knows how!
Yugi:
What do you mean "With the only guy who knows how"?
KJ:
O.K. not too good but NEways R&R
Next...
Hey Guys, Most of the times I don't read all the stuff up here
so, I'll
skip it ^____^
Remember,I don't own YuGiOh and no one here does, But I do
oun Jono and
also, I can't spell for Crap, Cookies or Muffins!
Jono and Bakura are at the mall...
Bakura: So Jono..
Jono: Bakura, Why did we come here?
Bakura: Because I'm hungry.
Jono: So? Why don't we eat some where its qui.. (Yami just
popped in
out of no where)
Yami: Return Jounouchi to his body or die!!!
Jono: And why should I listen to you?
Yami: Thats it I'm taking you done. (Yami jumps and takles
Jono)
Jono: Why you...*CHOMP* (Jono takes a bite at yami's arm)
Yami: Why you little bitch, That was my arm!
Jono: Look whos calling little Asswipe!
Bakura: (Grabs Jono by the collor and kicks Yami) Stop fighting
in
front of a group of people Jono, Its not fun untill someone
gets hurt.
Jono: Yah,Your right lets go.
*Later At Bakuras*
Jono: So Bakura, What has been going on for the last 5,000
Years?
Bakura: Take a look for yourself (Turns the TV to a infomercial
with a
Taco)
Jono: What is that?
Bakura: A taco, its a type of food in this current time.
Jono: So, Tacos are walking, taking food. And did you captuer
it in
this box?
Bakura: No, its called a T.V., Here let me spell it for you
T. then V.
Jono: What kind of magic does a T.V. have?
Bakura: It shows some kind of Play and it has over 2 Million
different
Plays that you can see any where their is a T.V.
Jono: And that there,... Is that a fairy in a glass ball?
Bakura: That is a light bulb, it brings light from the sun
and... *Look
at watch* Holy Crap!!?? its 8:30, You have to get home Jono,
You can't
stay Here 24/7 you know.
Jono: Bakura, Can't I stay here for the night, atleast till
morning.
Bakura: And why can't you go home?
Jono: Because I don't know where Jounouchi's House is. T__T
Bakura: Fine, Just for tonight.
Y.me:Well, Bakura and Jono slept outside because it was soo
nice and
warm and they don't to tell you sorry little...
Me: Y.me, Shut up and let them read the story!
Jono: Hey Bakura, What is that?
Bakura: Jono, That is the moon, hey how stupid can a guy get,
I mean
the moon has been here for...
Jono: No baka, I mean that bird with those light bulbs you
told me
about.
Bakura: That is a plane, People travle in it to anywhere in
the world.
Jono: ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!!??
Bakura: Yep, and they have these ladys in small skirts that
bring you
food in the plane.
Jono: Bakura, shouldn't we go to bed now?
Bakura: Yah, your probly right.
Later that night...
Yami: Jono, I challenge you to a duel to win back Jounouchi.
Jono: Hey, Why are you waking me up so early and why are you
even here
for that matter... Oh ya, Jounouchi is why you are here?
Yami: Yes, and I wan't him back right now!
Jono: What are you, One of his rabid fangirls?
Yami: No, but I'm Not sure about Yugi and his..... Back to
the point, I
challenge You to a duel.
Jono: Whats a duel?
Yami: What the hell do you mean? Don't you know how to duel?
Jono: Nope! ^________^
Yami: ((O___________O)) a Yami who can't duel, what the hell
is wrong
with this guy?
Jono: But Bakura-sama can duel, But I know him and he doesn't
like you
so go, Or eles.
Yami: Or else what?
Bakura: Or else my foot goes half way up your ass!
Yami: Bakura, Why are you here?
Bakura: This Is My House Dumb Ass!!!!!
Yami: Ooohh, That explains somethings, I guess I will go and
challenge
you tomarrow then... Bye!
Jono: What is it with him and my Light?
Bakura: Just ignore him, We can talk about it in the morning.
Jono: Fine, Night!
How was it, I need Reviews!
Next....
O.K., I'm introducing Jono to the computer!!! and some of his
crads
arn't in his deck, Just tellin' ^^;
Jono: Bakura, Why is there buttons on this board?
Bakura: Jono, This is a Keyboard, Look you press a button and
the image
on the button appears on the screen.
Jono:
Oh, and the thing called a "Computer" it is
what all people do
now, Right?
Bakura: I think so.
Jono: So, what does this thing do?
Bakura: Ummm, I think that is what Ryou uses to turn on the
computer
when I'm not here trying to kill Yami, Why don't you press it.
Jono: O.K.
Well, the problem was that Ryou had a report that was due tomorrow
and
he finished it, But never saved it and Jono deleted it. that’s
not all,
some how he started a virus on the hard drive.
Jono: Did it do anything?
Bakura: I'm not sure, we will just say it did nothing.
Jono: Ok, hey Bakura, Can you teach me how to duel?
Bakura: aahh, sure why not.
Later, Jono learned to duel with Jounouchi's deck.
Bakura: Ok Jono, Lets have a duel to see how much you learned.
Jono: Fine, I'll go first.( His cards, Red Eyes, Monster Reborn,
Baby
Dragon, Time wizard, and Big Eye.) Ummmm... I draw a card, right?
Bakura: Yep!
Jono:( Draws Protecter of LandStar)Umm, I play this, The card
I just
drew.
Bakura: Jono, You have to say the name of the card.
Jono: Oh, Fine I play this, the card I just drew, Protecter
of
LandStar.
Bakura: *Sigh* Fine, Just try to keep it short.
Jono: Ok!
Bakura: I'll play this card called Winged Dragon, Guardien
of the
Fortrees.
Jono: I't a birdy!!! ^_^
Bakura: Uuuuhhh, .....Right.
Later, Bakura won the duel because Jono is to stupid to duel!
Jono: Bakura, what is it with that Yami guy?
Bakura: He is just angry, because you look like a guy he likes.
Yami: That is not true!!!
Jono: AAAHHHHH, Where the hell did you com from?
Yami: I'M EVERY WHERE! ((O___________O))
Jono: AHHHHH, (Hides behind Bakura) He scares me!
Bakura: Oh, get a hold of yourself, Your the one who he should
be
scared of.
Jono: But what about the Nuns and The Penguin? They are trying
to kill
me!
Bakura: I don't know where that came from, and I don't want
to know.
Jono: My light told me. ^____^
Bakura: What the... Nuns, realy?
Jono: Yep!
Bakura: Oh great, Now I'm scared of them too.
Yami: Hey, can we get back to me here?
Bakura & Jono:
No!!!!
Yami: I feel unloved.
Bakura: Duh, Non of us even like you
Jono: Damn right!
Bakura: Come on Jono, I need to tell you how to take over the
world,
Year 2004 Styel!
Jono: Yay!
Bakura: But first, lets get a burger.
Jono: What is a burger?
Bakura: It's brain food!
Jono: Hey, when do we steal stuff?
Yami: Hey, you can't steal stuff from people!
Jono: Why?
Yami: Because it's not nice!
Jono: There are alot of things that are not nice.
Yami: well, just don't steal anything!
Jono: Fine, then I guess I will have to give you this back.
(Hands Yami
his walet)
Yami: WTF, where did you get that?
Jono: Hey, I used to be a tomb rober too, ya know.
Yami: That's it, Your coming with me, You need to learn to
be poliet
like me!
Bakura: Hey, Hes mine!
Yami: No, mine!
Bakura: Mine!
Yami: MINE!
Bakura: MINE!
Yami: MINE!
Jono: Hye, stop fighting over me!
Yami: Come on Jono.
Jono: But I wanted to taste a Burger!
Yami we can get one on the way home..... Hey, stop chewin on
my arm!
Jono: Sorry.
Bakura: Well, No use being me right now. (Bakura Changed back
to Ryou.)
Later...
Ryou: AAAAHHH, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY REPORT!!!!????
Well,
What do ya think? R&R!!!
Next....
I don't own Shit! And remember, I can't spell for Crap, Cookies,
Or
Muffins!!!
Yami* Yugi, Do you think I should talk to Jono, or you?*
Yugi* Why don't I, Youv'e take up my body to long now so I
think it's
my turn to talk to him.*
Yami* Ok* (Changes to Yugi)
Yugi: O.k Jono, Lets strat with---
Crash!!!
Yugi: Jono, What did you do??
Jono: Lets say this, Every Thing Hates Me! T__T
Yugi: *Sigh* This is going to take a while.
Later...
Jono: Soo, Stealing is wrogn?
Yugi: Yep, Thats why you shoulodn't steal things from others!
Jono: But why?
Yugi: Because it's bad.
Jono: So is annoying peoiple, but you don't see me complaning.
Yugi: Well, Stealing can lead to voilenc.
Jono: Yah sure.
Jono was, ofcoures, not listening to a word poor Yugi is saying
and
instead is he is looking at him while he puts a pencil up his
noes. Well
it got late and Yugi just gave up and went to bed. While he
was asleep,
Jono got up and left the house, With the door open. He was soo
board
that he wan't back to his old habets, Killing!
Jono: *Spots a girl from school walking back from a friends
house* Hey,
Juu Juu.
Juu Juu: Hey Jounouchi, I didn't Know you lived near here.
Jono: Yah, I also Bet you didn't know this.*Takes out a Dager
and stabs
her*
Juu's Friend: AHHHHHHHHHHH *Gasp*
Jono: Crap, I think she saw me, Oh well, I guess she has to
go also.
Juu's Friend: No, Please!
Jono: Fuck You! *Staps her*
Later At School... *It's Raining*
Kaiba: Hey, Where is that Science Partner of mine?
Haku a.k.a Me!!: Didn't ya hear? She died.
Kaiba: ((O_____O)) What the hell do you mean?
Haku: She...Is...Dead, D..E..A..D!!
Kaiba:* Hits Haku on the head* No Baka, How did she die?
Haku: She was stabed last night, It was on the news and every
thing.
Kaiba: Hmm, Mabey I should act out of charater and go see where
she
died.
Haku: Kaiba, Your talking outloud again.
Kaiba: Hey, then don't listen!
Haku: Fine, I'll go talk to Jounouchi! Hey Jounouchi.
Jono: What?
Kaiba: O.k. Don't mess up! *Yay, Im talking in my mind again,
But
something is up with Jounouchi*
After school...
Kaiba: So, she was murdered probly around here...
Haku: Well duh, her blood is right there.
Kaiba: AHHHHH, Why are you here?
Haku: I was following you!
Kaiba: Don't do it again.
Haku: But I like to fallow you guys around!
Jono: Aww, Love birds!
Kaiba: What the hell are you doing here?
Jono: This is where I come to kill.
Haku: K..Kill?
Jono: Yep and Kaiba was on my hit list, soo...
Kaiba: Soo what?
Jono: Soo... Bye!
Jounouchi: Jono Stop!!!* He fell on the ground in his body
again and
cring soo Hard* It hurt* Please don't hurt anybody else.
*Mind Talk*
Jono: Why do I hafta listen to you?
Jounouchi: Because if you don't I will have to stab my self
to stop
You!!!
Next....
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of it's characters and gimmicks.
I am not
affiliated with Konami, TV Tokyo, or any other company. But
Jono is
kinda mine and Hakiu is me soo, He/she is mine!
Kaiba: What the Hell?
Haku: Kaiba, Don't say that, Say fuck. It will make you fell
baetter.
Jounouchi: I..I'm in an alley but...*Before he could finish,
Jono took
over.*
Jono: Thats it I'm leavein'!
Kaiba: What do you mean Leaveing?
Jono:If Ya need to die, Just come to the Music Shop Downtown.
Haku: Music shop?
Later at Yugi's house..
Kaiba: Yugi, How could you teach that moron to kill!!!
Yugi: But Kaiba, I didn't really teach him anything.
Kaiba: And why was that?
Yugi: Because He dosn't Listen to anyone!
Bakura: Not you, He listened to me!
Anzu: Then You taught him to kill?
Kaiba: How did you guys get here?
Bakura: That's how the story is wri... Wait, I don't Know?
Honda: Lets just ignore it!
Bakura: Well, If ya wan't to stop him, Then I guess you have
to go find
him.
Yugi: But how?
Haku: He said he would be at the Music Shop.
Kaiba: Yah, thats what he said.
Yugi: Then lets go!
Honda: We just have to go! *Thinks of a flash back of when
Jounouchi
and Honda beat up some Punks*
Kaiba: Might as well, I guess I kinda have to Because... Never
mind,
lets just go already, I call over the limo! *Has a Flash Back
of when
trhey where in the virtual world and Battled The Big Five's
Dragon For the
first time and Jounouchi sacrificed his Red Eyes to save Mokuba
and
another flash back from the 1st Chapter when he took a Bulet
for Kaiba
From That Guy*
Limo comes and every one is in it, And are squished together!
Haku: Anzu, Move yer foot!
Honda: Thats my Foot!
Haku: ((O______O)) Then get it out of my face!
Anzu: Yugi, Can you scoot over.
Bakura: AHHHH, some one tuched my Ass!
Otogi: Opps! Sorry.
All: ((O______O))
Sooner or later We got every thing under contrle!
Yugi:*Kinda wispering to himself* I miss the old Jounouchi...
*Has a
flash back of the time he and Jounouchi where draged into the
water
because Mailk was takeing over Jounouchi's Body*
Haku: Bro, I miss him too. *Has a flash back when she and Jounouchi
where in a fight at school and Jounouchi spat in her face and
She puched
the hell out of him, Well If she didn't punch all of hell out
of him if
he is on a Killing spre...* Wait for it* New flash back- Jounouchi
and
Haku where in P.E. Because Haku can turn to a girl and into
a guy, and
Jounouchi thour her/him across the room and into the wall* What
the
hell, I can't think of any good flash backs, Oh well!
The limo stops infrount of the store and the gang enters it.
All but Haku: GASP!!!!
Haku: What? Oh Gasp! A dead guy!!!!! *Pokes him with astick*
Yugi: Look, A tunnel is right next to the counter!
Bakura: Oh yah, I forgot that Jono can d |