Fa n F i c t i o n
Fan Fiction

Story by Haku Mutou

[ Chapter 1: Dark Hole ]

It was a Dark, cloudy afternoon in Domino city, around 5:46 pm and we
see the guys Yugi, Jounouchi, Honda, and Otogi walking back from school
heading over to Yugi's place...

Jounouchi: Yugi, I still don't see why we had to stay after school to
help clean the bathrooms

Yugi: Well Jounouchi, We did get credit...

Honda: Credit? We onl raised a F to a D-

Yugi: Well, I all ready had a B, so that means I whould get an A!

Otogi: Reminded me later to be happy.

Jounouchi: What about you Otogi?

Otogi: I had a D+ so I guess it goes up to a C

Honda: Well your lucky -_-

Jounouchi: *Trips* Ahhh!

Yugi: Are you okay, Jounouchi?

Jounouchi: Yeah, I'm okay, but what did I trip over?

Honda: Looks like a rock

Jounouchi: No, it could'nt have been a rock because I triped in a ditch

The guys: **Look where Jounouchi triped**

Yugi: It's a...

Honda: Big hole...

Suddenly, The hole grows bigger and the guys try and run, but the hole
was too fast and they all fell init, At the other end of the city,
Bakura was just finishing his homework on his computer when he heard a
noise in the kitchen. Bakura got up and fell in to a smaller hole that was
right next to his chair. In Kaiba corp, Kaiba was finishing up a
metting and left to go on a bathroom break, when he entered the bathroom no
one was insight and as you guessed, he fell in to a hole aswell. Well of
course every one was shouting as they fell, but conveniently everyone
landed near each other...

Otogi: Ow, my head

Honda: Where are we?

Kaiba: How did you guys get here?

Yugi: **Sitting on Bakura's back** Thats what we would like to know

Bakura: **Yugi sitting on his back** Yugi, can you please get off my
back

Yugi: **Looks down** OH! sorry Bakura

Jounouchi: Why are we here

Honda: Bakura, Do you know why where hear or how we got here?

Bakura: Nope.

Random Voice: Welcome!

Jounouchi: How was that?

Voice: Greetings, I am Heero

Yugi: Heero?

Heero: Yes, thats my name, and you are my guest in my Tournament!

Kaiba: What tournament?

Bakura: We have to be in a tournament?

Heero: YES, but the ruels are siple, you have to duel all my 7 minions,
Henchi, Jirroka, Makira, Mimiga, Jakien, Tentenkia, and Riray. Beat
them and I will let you return to your world, But lose and your soul is
mine!

Honda: What do you want with our souls?

Heero: Thats for me to know and you to find out!

Jounouchi: Grrr, Coward, SHOW YOURSELF!

Heero: **Appers across them with dust every where, Heero looks to be
about 24, Male, Skiny and Hot!, with Dark blue eyes, and Bright blue
hair** Is this good?

Bakura: he appered out of know where

Heero: So, Who will go first?

Yugi: You mean we start now?

Heero: Of course, Here to make things go alot faster, the first duelist
deck is biult with Pyro, Dark, Fiend, and Matchines

Kaiba: I'll go first!

Otogi: But Kaiba, we only been here for 5 minutes, Don't you want to...

Kaiba: Look, I run my life and you run yours!

Heero: Well, Kaiba it is then, and your challenger will be Jirroka!

Jirroka: ** about 28, Female, with Blonde hair and Brow eyes** Well, I
get to battel a Cutey!

Yugi: Just one thing Heero, how can we trust you?

Jounouchi: Yeah!

Heero: Don't worry about that right now! What you should realy be
worried about is how will you find each other

Honda: What does he mean by...**Gets cut of by a earthquake**

The floor starts to move and five more holes apper where Yugi,
Jounouchi, Bakura, Otogi, and Honda are standing, They fall thourh the hoels
and end up in different locations, Each one desined for each of them,
Yugi was throun into a field with green grass and lots of flowers,
Jounouchi was in a meadow aswell, but the grass was greenner and there were
sakura blossoms and trees all over the place, Bakura was in his room, or
what seemed to be, Otogi was at a beach, and Honda was the snow**

Heero: ** Some where where he can see what they all are doing** And so
the fun begins...
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So, Was it good? I hope so R&R


Hi-ya, I'm am rightin' a new story and just because sleepovers are soo
popular in storys, I desided to do a sleepover story. This was brought
to you by the Penguins: They're The Cutest Thing I've Seen In Years,
But They Kill!

() - Thinking or iner thoghts

It is a Satrday after noon, and the gang just finished cleaning the
school and Haku and Yugi are having a duel...

Jounouchi: "I beat you! I beat you! Nah nah nah ne nah nah!" *Sticks
out tongue.*

Haku: Hey, You sick bastard, Ya cheated!

Jounouchi: Did not, and don't call me a sick bastard!

Kaiba: I don't get it, how come She can beet me and Yugi, but not
Jounouchi?

Yugi: -___- It's a curise

Anzu: Hey Haku, Yugi said you are having a sleepover, is that true?

Yugi: NO I DIDN'T!!!

Haku: Yep, do ya want to come?

Yugi: WHAT SLEEP OVER??!!

Anzu: O.k.

Yugi: HEY, I WANT TO COME TOO!!!!!

Haku: Can you do me another favor?

Anzu: Sure. what?

Haku: Can you invite Bakura and his Yami, Jounouchi and his Yami, Kaiba
and his brother, and Honda?

Anzu: What about Yugi?

Yugi: Yah, What about ME??!!!!!!

Haku: He's my brother, He is already invited.

Anzu: Oh yah.

Yugi: I"m special ^___^

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Later, In Haku's room.....

Haku: *looks at self* Need.... new... clothes... *Gets new clothes*

Haku: Need hair cut too...*And fer people who don't know what Haku's
hair looks like, It kinda looks like Dartz's hair, but with a yellow
middle like Yugi's and the same color hair as Noa*

Yugi: Haku, don't cut your hair, Mom would be made.

Haku: Hey Yugi.

Yugi: Yah?

Haku: Can you turn in to your Yami fer a sec?

Yugi: *Now Yami* What is it?

Haku: *Snikers* Look at the new spider I found! *Holds a dead spider on
the palm of her hand*

Yami: GAH SPIDER!! *screams* KILL IT KILL IT!!!

Haku: Baka, it's already dead... *Hears the door bell ring* Comin'

Yami: Should I go get the food?

Haku: Yah, you do that *Opens door* Hi!

Kaiba: Hi Haku. *NOTE: Kaiba is only nice to Haku because....
Because.... I don't know why, It is the 14th wonder of the world if you ask me.*

Yami: Go away your not wanted here, Kaiba.

Haku: Yes he is!

Yami: Fine, But he better stay the hell away from me!

Mokuba: *shoves Kaiba, and comes in* Hi Haku!*Hugs Haku Why? Well I
don't even know*

Haku: Kaiba, Get..'im....Off....Me...

Mokuba: Sorry Haku, I just haven't seen ya in a long time.

Bakura: *Enters aswell* You know you’re really not starting off on the
right foot Mokuba.

(Haku): What is it with people, haven't they ever heard of a door bell?

Mokuba: (steps on Bakura's foot and smirks) Now I am.

Bakura: Why You... *Sees Kaiba*

Seto: You were saying.

(Bakura): Note to self, Murder them ALL!!!!!

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Later, after every one else comes in...

Jounouchi: Hey Haku, Where are the snacks?

Haku: Right in front of you, Jounouchi.

Jounouchi: *Cut-off by Jono* Ya, FOOD!!!

Bakura: Hey Jounouchi....

Honda: *Wispers to Jono then they both look at Bakura* Hey Bakura?

Bakura: Yes?

Jono: Come here for a minute... *Grabs Bakura's Hands and goes down
stairs, which has Movies and Haku's and Yugi's grandpa's Pornos o.O*

5-Minutes later with Bakura, Jono, and Honda...

Bakura: AHHH my virgin eyes!!!!!!!!! They
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Turns into Yami B.*

Jono: Aw, come on Bakie! Be a man!

Bakura: Jono, I am more of a man then you will ever be!

Jono: Thats it, Bring it on Thiefy! *Tackels Bakura, thank god Jono
doesn't got long hair like Bakura because there was a lot of fighting!*

Honda: *Sits and watches in amazment and eats the Popcorn they had for
the movies* Yah!

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Back to the others...

Door Bell: Ring Ring!

(Haku): *Opens the door* Finaly the door-bell rings.

Otogi: *With teary eyes* How could you for get me!!??

Haku: Err... Sorry, I forgot...

Otogi: My feelings are hurt! *Runs down stairs because he has been to
Yugi's house befor and knows there is Beer and Porno down there*

Mokuba: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Yami: O___O?

Kaiba: He's asleep.

Anzu: But it's only 6 PM.

Door Bell: Beep.... Oh, I mean... Ring Ring!

Haku: That could be the pizza

Jono: *Comes from the Basment, and Looks like he won the fight, but he
has his close all torn up from Bakura and him fighting so much*
PIZZA!!?? GIVE ME SOME!

Bakura: Hey, I want the first slice!

Jono: No, I get it! I have Killed more people then you have and I think
I deserve a break!

Bakura: How about I break your neck!

Honda: *He and Honda come from the basment too* Not this again.

Otogi: Why was Jono hurting Bakura... Why?? I must have answers!!!!!

Honda: Ya, another fight between the two Yamis!

Door Bell: RING RING!!!!

Haku: Coming! *Opens the Door*

Every one: GASP!

Well, I will all let you guess what it is, Review!!


Next Chapter...

This was brought to you by the Penguins They're The Cutest Thing I've
Seen In Years, But They Kill!

Save Me!!!!!!!! I'm scared! **Curles up in a ball a rolls
back-and-forth**

O-yah, I made it so Bakura and Ryou, Yami and Yugi, and Jounouchi and
Jono are in different Bodys

**I can't spell for Muffins, Cookies, or Crap!!! Sad isn't**

Part 2 o.O

Haku: Gasp!!

Yugi: What?

Haku: There is anchoves on the pizza!!!

Everyone: **Anime Fall**

Honda: Haku, If you don't want the anchoves, I take them.

Haku: O.K.! ** Throws a shitload of anchoves on Honda**

Jono: Yah! Bakura lost again!

Bakura: >.< Did Not

Jono: Yes You did!

Bakura: NO!!!

Jono: YES!!!

Haku: Jono.... Bakura....

Bakura & Jono: Stay out of this!

Jounouchi: Hmmp, Fine no pizza fer you then

Haku: No! bad yamis, bad! Go to the corner, Now, Both of you!

Bakura: What!?

Jono: No fair!

Bakura: Make me!

Jono: Yah!

Yami: Give her a Game Penalty!

Otogi: Give her a Game Penalty!? You sick bastard!!!

Honda: Well It looks like he is feeling a lot better

Kaiba: Screw you guys! I'm going home!

Haku: Really?? But why? **Thinks...** Never mind don't fer get Mokuba!
**Mokuba was asleep and Haku picks him up gently and tosses him to
Kaiba**

Kaiba: Bye!

Yami: Bye! **Slams the door in Kaiba's face**

Jono: I need to do.... Something...

Bakura: I also have to do..... Something.....

Yugi: Why are you guys keep pauseing at the word "Something"?

Jono: **Shrugs** We just felt like it

**Later after Jono and Bakura left the others desided to watch a movie
and have a duel championship**

Here was the first paring

Jounouchi/Bakura **He left, so technically Jounouchi wins**

Anzu/Haku

Yami/Jono ** The same thing as Jounouchi and Bakura**

Honda/Yugi

Otogi Desided to sit this one out

**Winners**

Jounouchi

Haku

Yami

Yugi

**Next Match**

Jounouchi/Haku

Yami/Yugi **Go figure**

**Winners**

Jounouchi

Yugi

**Duel**

Yugi: You go first!

Haku: Yah Jounouchi!!

Jounouchi: **Draws his cards**

Haku: Yah, Show 'im how to draw those cards!

Jounouchi: *To Haku* My ass is ment for sitting not kissing

Haku: Sorry. V.V

Jounouchi: I will do a Fuision and form Thousand Dragon!

Haku: *Sees Jounouchi attack with Thousand Dragon for the first time*
Wow. I'll have some of whatever he's smokin'.

**After the duel**

Yugi: How did I lose??!!

Jounouchi: Haku made sound not so ponitless

Jono: Hey, Were back!

Bakura: **Has some kind of bag in his hands**

Ryou: **Comes in wearing a black trenchcoat** **gets stares** What?

Jounouchi: Nice coat! ** Honda, Otogi, and Him self were eating the
pizza**

Bakura: Why are you wearing this? **Tugs on Ryou's coat**

Ryou: **sHRUGS

Haku: Bakura, Why do you smell like that?

Bakura: **sniff** I smell like Dove soap...

Haku: Yes, But why?

Bakura: Because I like to smell pretty!

Yugi: Now it's my turn to pick something!

Honda: O.K. What?

Yugi: School!

Everyone: **Anime Falls... Again**

Haku: Fine.

Anzu: What are you going to teach us, Yugi?

Yami: **Wispers something to Yugi**

Yugi: Today we'll learn how to defend ourselves against fresh fruit.

Otogi: What about pointed sticks?

Honda: Shut up!

Bakura:Before I forget....

Jono: Forget what?

Bakura:Here, I belive I stole this from you... and this too...

Haku: **Think of a random thing that happened today**

**Earlyer today**

Yami: "Oh no! I've lost my memory again! I can't remember where we
parked the car!"

Yugi: You don't have a car.

Haku: Yes he does!

Yami: I do?

Yugi: He does?

Haku: No, I just need to be in this memorie!

**End of Flashback thing**

Haku: Wow, that WAS Random!

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Well, How was it?

Next Chapter....

Um.... I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own..... NOTHING!! T__T

Yugi: Bakura, are you paying attention?

Bakura: *Asleep* -_-ZZZZ

Haku: *Shouts in Bakura's ear* HEY BAKURA, WAKE UP!

Bakura: *Still aslepp* -_-ZZZZZZ

Jounouchi: Yugi...

Yugi: E-hm!!??

Jounouchi: *Sigh* Mr. Mutou

Yugi: Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeessssss?

Jounouchi: Can we please do something else

Yugi: Like what?

Jono: Killing!

Everyone else but Bakura: NO!!!!

Bakura: Lets have a tea party!

Everyone else: ??

Otogi and Honda: I hate tea! bring on beeeer!

Haku: How about we see what the others are doing in the DOOM place?

**Thinks of what they would be saying at this moment**

DOOM: Hey, let's change our name to FLUFF! And get rid of those creepy
Oracle Curse cards. Clefairy Doll is much better.

**Stops thinking**

Haku: Now that I think of it, never mind.

Jono: Let's go visit a cemetary!

Haku and Jounouchi: NO!

Bakura: Yah, that sounds alot like fun!

Jounouchi: No, fun sounds alot better than that!

Jono: Shut it, Jounouchi!

Jounouchi: Yes sir!

Yami: Don't be mean to him, Jono!

Jono: Shut up cape boy!

Yami: Really is making my coat into a cape too much?

Jono: Hes not yours to control!

Yami: Hes not yours either!

Jono: Yes!

Yami: I want save you Jounouchi!

Jono: He's mine!

Yami: You wanna go bee-yatch!

Jono: Bring it!

**Start clawing, slapping, and pulling each other's hair.**

Jounouchi: Sweet! A catfight! Over me!

Yugi: My money's on Yami.

Jounouchi: Are you honestly that stupid? Jono will destroy him.

Yami: Jono, why are we fighting? we can over power them!

Yugi: Don't make me break this puzzle.

Yami: Sorry master!

Jono: You can't, but I can!

Jounouchi: Jono! Don't make me kill my self!

Jono: Sorry!

**After the fight**

Haku: Still, what to do?

Yami: I mean, a BLONDE EGYPTIAN! No wonder you lost to me all the time!

Jono: Shut your trap!

Jounouchi: Wanna hear a 'blonde joke'?

Jono: Leave me alone! *Runs down the stairs crying and trips*

Yami: Now you've done it, Jounouchi.

Jounouchi: I was kidding!

Otogi: You know, your a blonde too.

Jounouchi: I am?

Honda: Hi!

Jounouchi: Hi! ^__^

Honda: Aww! Look, I made him happy!

Jono: **Comes back up the stairs** Ow!

Jounouchi: **Thinks of something random**

**Some thing random**

Haku: **confronting kaiba** how do you sleep at night?!?

kaiba: on top of a big pile of money, with lots of beutiful women!

**Later**

Pegasus: well, Yugi boy, I now have the souls of your grampa and both
the kaiba brothers! when i defeat you i will add your life force to my
collection and soon be able to bring back my dead wife cecilia!

Haku: how do you sleep at night?!?

Pegasus: on top of a big pile of money...

Jounouchi: with lots of beutiful women?

Pegasus: uhh, yes, women....

**End random thing**

Jounouchi: Hi! ^________^

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Haku: Well, I need Ideas for the next thing they do! R&R!


Next Chapter.......


Well, Still no reviews! T__T Oh yah, I forgot to mention that some of
the stuff in this story was from a message board!

Random Penguin: Sqeek Sqeek!!!!! **Bow down to your master you little**

Me: Sorry Master!!

Penguin: **Evil penguin laughter** Sqeek Sqeek!

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Yugi: **Looks at Bakura** You smell like cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

Bakura: What happened to the soap smell?

Anzu: How about Truth or Dare!

Every one: Okay! =D

Otogi: I'll go first.... Yugi..

Yugi: Green!

Otogi: Yugi, Truth or...

Yugi: Truth??!!

Bakura: He said truth!

Otogi: Fine, Yugi Is the heart of the cards real?

Yugi"No, so let's not believe in the heart of the cards...that stuff is
all Crap just to brainwash you viewers into buying our products...oops,
I said too much".

Viewer **A.K.A Penguin**: Sqeek!

Yugi: Okay... Yami, Truth or dare?

Yami: Dare!

Yugi: I dare you to go in the closet with Anzu!

Anzu: Can I take my shirt off?

Yami: Yes you can!

Anzu: Can I wait till I get to dare some one?

Yami: Fine! Anzu, Truth or dare?

Anzu: Truth!

Yami: When are we going it the closet??!!

Anzu: Soon! Jono, Truth..

Jono: Dare dammit!

Anzu: I dare you to threat Yami and tell to not do it with me in the
closet!

Jono: With pleasure!

Yami: You can't stop me Jono!

Jono: **Takes his knife out of his poket** Yes you will!!!

Yami: O.K!!!!!

Jono: Ryou, Truth or Dare?

Ryou: Tru..**Sees Jono with his knife** DARE

Jono: I wan't you to... **Bakura wispers something in his ear** We
wan't you to Fart all night long, In Yugi's room!

Ryou: Can I at least Dare or truth some one first?

Jono: My pleasure!

Ryou: Yami me, Truth or dare?

Bakura: Truth!

Ryou: Do you have a thing For Jono?

Jono: What??!!

Yami: What??!!

Bakura: Aw hell NO!!!!!

Ryou: Fine, But you have to be honest for the rest of the game! **Walks
upstairs to Yugi's room**

Bakura: Otogi.

Otogi: What?

Bakura: You know what I am going to say!

Otogi: Dare!

Bakura: I dare you to skip your turn and go in Yugi's room to acompany
Ryou!

Otogi: What??!!

Jono: You heard the man!

Otogi: Can Honda Come?

BakurA: Of corse!

Honda: What??!!

Otogi: Lets go Honda!

**Later after Yugi **Jono and Bakura put his hands in a cup of water**
Haku, and Anzu gone to sleep, They desided to watch a movie**

Bakura: What? I don't want to watch another movie!

Ryou:**Comes back down stairs** ...uh, I don't think I can fart anymore
tonight!

Bakura: Where are the other to retards?

Ryou: There not moving much..

Jounouchi and Jono: (O______O)

Bakura: Dosen't suprise me much!

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Penguin: Sqeek Sqeek Sqeek, SQEEK!!!!

Me: What did you call me??!!

Penguin: Sqeek!

Me: O.k, never mind!

Penguin: Sqeek & Sqeek! **R&R**

 


Hi-Ya! Me Haku is here and I am High
^___________________________________________________^

Sugar High, Help!!!!!!!!

(WARNING)

Very stupid things ahead!!!

Yami: Here Haku, I'm giving you the sugar so Yugi can't get into it.

Haku: *tackle glomps* Thank you so much Yami! *____* I lub you!!!
*worships*

Jounouchi: Cool! But Yami, Isn't this dangerous?

Yami: What harm can she do with sugar and a knife?

Jounouchi: The keyword is KNIFE!

Yami: If you don't feel safe, turn into Jono. He can do all kinds of
things to protect himself like Killing People, Making traps....

Jounouchi(Now Jono): And I also can drug people. ^_________^

Well, This will teach you not to turn your back to long, Because Haku
got in to all the sugar.(Well No Dip) Haku is Yugi's sister so I guess
that makes her just as High and dangerous as Yugi.... Scary thought!
((O________________O)) Where all doomed!!!!!

Haku: Weeeee ^________^

Jono: She has a short attention.....

Yami: No, she is sugar high!

Jono: Haku, how much sugar did you have?

Haku: This much (Holds out 1 hand which means 5)

Jono and Yami: Good ^___^

Haku: Then I had the rest of th' Bag.

Jono and Yami: ((O__________O))

Haku: This much. (Holds out 4 bags of used to have chocolate and sugar)

Yami: *Looks at Jono* HOLY @#%$, IM GONNA DIE!!!

Haku: Friend ^__________________________________^

Jono: How the hell did she smile like that?

Yami: I don't give, just run for your life!

Jono: Ahhhh!

Haku: Hug me!! *Tackles Yami*

Yami: Go on with out me Jono, I’m a gonner!

Jono: O.K. see ya Gonner!

Yami: No wait, please Help!Drug her... Give her beer or something!

Haku: No. Drinking's bad for you.

Yami: Nuh-uh!

Jono: I got it! (Has an Idea)

Yami: Dammit Jono! Save Me!!!

Jono: (Has the abillitie to summon duel montsers) Go Red Eyes Bla....

Haku:(Lets go of Yami) Oooww, A birdy!!! (She Jumps on the R.E.B.D)

Yami: Thats just crazy...the poor, poor dragon, we should all feel pity
for him....

Haku:(Lets Go of Red Eyes and Red Eyes runs behind Jono) Wow, Is that
natural hair??

Jono: Stop obsesing over Yami's Hair... Even though it is pointy and
spikey and..... Just stop!

Haku:*pokes Yami* poke! ^^

Yami: *pokes back*

Haku: *Punchese him in the face* You bastard!

Jono: *Sigh* She needs Help.

Haku: Lookswhoistalking! Youneedtolayoffthepotjono! (Looks who talking!
You need to lay off the pot Jono!)

Jono: You Fuking Bastard!

Honda: Ya call?

Haku: HitalkingToothpick!

Honda: Ahhhhhh! Haku is drunk.....Again! *Runs*

Yami: What did he mean by Again? I'm telling mommy Haku!

Haku: You do, and I tell her you tryed to fuck Otogi!

Jono: You did???

Yami: No, It was Varon... I mean... I was drunk!

Jono: *Wispering to Yami* I'll grab her and you punch her in the face!

Yami: Jono, She's asleep.

Haku: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..... Ahhhhhhhhh!! The for Bakas are
after Me! *Jumps on a lamp and falls down and the lamp breaks*

Yami: Aww! Shes sleeping ^__________^

Jono: How is that cute?

Yami: O_______O I don't know...

Jono:*Slaps Yami* Don't do that, Its scary!

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Jono: Is she still asleep?

Yami: No, But I think she has settle down.

Haku: Hi! (^____________________________________________________^)

Yugi: Hey, I want sugar too!!

Yami: Hey, How did you get here?

Yugi: *Shrugs*

Jono: Yami, It looks like Haku left one bag of sugar.

Yugi: Give me! *Grabs the bag of sugar*

Yami & Jono: ((O_____O)) ((O________________________O))

Yugi: Fwiend! *Hugs (or more like tackles) Jono*

Jono: Get off! *Trying to get him off*

Kaiba: What the hell is going on here?

Jono: Kaib's, Why are ya here?

Kaiba: Listen, I'm not the one who rights this!

Yugi & Haku: Kaiby!!! *Takles him*

Jono: I can under stand Haku, But Yugi too?

Yami: Yah, You be serprized what I found under his bed the other day.

Jono: Was it Porno?

Yami: No, much wo..... Ouch! *Yugi throws his shoe at Yami*

Yugi: Say anything, and Haku will rape Kaiba!

Kaiba: Listen to him, because she will!!!

Jono: Hey, That would be cool!

Haku: I Wov U!

Yami: Awwwww! ^___^

Jono: (._.) Looks down and sees Haku Chained on (Don't ask) to one of
his legs, then Yugi does the samething*

Yugi: Ineedafwiend!

Kaiba: So do I!

Yami: Shut it, Kaiba!

Jono: Get off! I can't suport this w... *Falls down* Help Me!

Kaiba: Hell No! You wouldn't help me, and I almost got raped!

Jono: SHUT IT!

O.k, I am sorry but I can only be on the computer for an hour and I
have too many things to do and My dad will delet this if I don't put it
up. T___T


We all know I don't own YuGiOh!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Jounouchi: Where am I?

Angel:You are dead!

Jounounchi: No way!

Angel: Yes, you are.

Jounouchi: No I am not.

Angel: Yes, I are.

Jounouchi: No you are not dead.

Angel: No, I am not dead.

Jounouchi: Yes, I am... Wait, I mean...

Angel: Told ja ^___^

Jounouchi: Then, how did I die? Why am I here? Who are you? What am I
saying?

Angel: I don't know, Your dead, My name is Angel, and what do you mean
what are you saying?

Jounouchi: Wait, I am soooo confusied! Where the fuck am I going? Where
am I going?

Angel:STOP IT WITH THE QUESTIONS! I think you are to annoying to go to
Hell.

Jounouchi: ((O_____O)) Hell!!?? I'm going to hell! Why?

Angel: I mean hell..o.. yah, I never said hello!

Jounouchi: I going to the place where the Easter bunny lives.
Ahhhhhhhh!

Angel: SHUT UP!!! I will let you live if you never talk to me again.
Man, dead people always know it's there time to go, But you..

Jounouchi: I will never talk to you again if tell me how I died!

Angel: Well, I shouldn't tell you, But for that deal, O.K.!

Well, you where in the alley behind your house and you saw Kaiba, there
was a guy he was talking to and you noticed that he had a gun in his
hand, so you shoved Kaiba out of the way with your sholder and got shot
in the chest. Lucky for you, Kaiba called over the limo and let you stay
the night at his house, Till moning.

Jounouchi: How is it luck for me if I'm dead?

Angel: You got to ride in a limo and stay in a cool house^__^, But,
remember, you can go back to your body, If you take this Millenium Item.

Jounouchi: Cool, now I can duel better like Yug.

Angel: No, this Item is Evil, and the spirit in it never dueled before!

Jounouchi:But... then whats the use of it?

Angle: No more talking now, of you go, back to your body!

A voice: Jounouchi... Jounouchi... are you all right?

Jounouchi:*He was a sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Mokuba
looking right at him!* AHHHHHHHHH

Mokuba: Sorry, did I scare you?

Jounouchi: The hell you did, why are you here?

Mokuba: Seto told me to check on you to see if he should let a dead
body stay here, But you are not dead sooo

Jounouchi: So what?

Mokuba: So, I am going to make you lunch! don't worry, I can cook!

Jounouchi POV.

Where the hell do this kid get so Hyper, I mean for god sake, How much
sugar did Kaiba let him have? And what does he mean Lunch, did I sleep
in that late? Wow, Angel is right, I do ask alot of Questions!

Did you like it? It not the best but.. I think its nice! ^__^

Can some one give me some Ideas to put in this?

Next.....

We all know I don't own YuGiOh! only 2 reveiws!!!???? NNNNOOOOOO!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The Next Day

Yugi: Hey Jounouchi ^____^

Jounouchi: Hey Yug... Gomen, I guess I missed alot of school.

Honda: Hell Ya, and the teacher said you still don't have to do the
work you missed and the test you missed also!! ( I'm would be shocked if
they even have homework cause they always miss school, GO TO SCHOOL
DARNIT!!!)

Jounouchi: Like I said, gomen. hey Yug, I need to ask ya somethin.

Yugi: Yah Jounouchi, what?

Jounouchi: This *Shows the Item he got from Angle*

Yugi: *Mouth droped so low, it touched the ground* How the hell did you
get that!!??

Anzu: Yugi, Don't say bad words in school!

Yugi: AAAHH, how did you get hear?

Jounouchi: Shes like a ghost that dosn't leave, EVER!!

Honda: Jounouchi, What is that?

Yugi: Its a Millenium Item dumb ass!! *Yugi had sugar and he starts to
say bad words after lunch or when ever he has sugar*

Jounouchi: Yah, But what do I do with it?

Everyone in the group:*The Item starts to glow* GASP!!

Jounouchi: * He is turing in to a yami, his outfit is now black, his
eyes are red, and he is a tadd bit taller* WTF?

Anzu: Will you all stop it with the words!

Jounouchi: Who are you? and where is my master?

Yugi: Your Master? Jounouchi, what are you talking about?

Jounouchi: Jounouchi???? My name is Jono, and Im looking for a guy with
white hair, tan skin, and he steals from people that know how to dress
right!

Honda: Jounouchi, What is the matter with you? You don't have a master!

Jono: * Spots Bakura* Master!!!

Bakura: * who has been the yami acting like Ryou* Yes Jounouchi and why
are you calling me master?

Jono: Master, Im not stupid I know that you are taking over this
weakling's body.

Bakura: Still, why are you calling me master, My name is Bakura and how
do you know about me being a Yami?

Jono: Because, It's me Jono Hikaturinea. Remember, I was a Thief like
you?

Bakura: Well Well Jono, I havn't seen you In years!

Yugi: Hey, sorry to break this up but--

Honda: Shhh, Yugi. I wan't to see if they hug or atleast to see Bakura
Cry or something!

Yugi: But, What about Jounouchi.

Jono: Hey, can't I talk to Bakura-sama alone?

Bakura: Yah, I need to here how to destroy the woulrd with the only guy
who knows how!

Yugi: What do you mean "With the only guy who knows how"?

KJ: O.K. not too good but NEways R&R


Next...


Hey Guys, Most of the times I don't read all the stuff up here so, I'll
skip it ^____^

Remember,I don't own YuGiOh and no one here does, But I do oun Jono and
also, I can't spell for Crap, Cookies or Muffins!

Jono and Bakura are at the mall...

Bakura: So Jono..

Jono: Bakura, Why did we come here?

Bakura: Because I'm hungry.

Jono: So? Why don't we eat some where its qui.. (Yami just popped in
out of no where)

Yami: Return Jounouchi to his body or die!!!

Jono: And why should I listen to you?

Yami: Thats it I'm taking you done. (Yami jumps and takles Jono)

Jono: Why you...*CHOMP* (Jono takes a bite at yami's arm)

Yami: Why you little bitch, That was my arm!

Jono: Look whos calling little Asswipe!

Bakura: (Grabs Jono by the collor and kicks Yami) Stop fighting in
front of a group of people Jono, Its not fun untill someone gets hurt.

Jono: Yah,Your right lets go.

*Later At Bakuras*

Jono: So Bakura, What has been going on for the last 5,000 Years?

Bakura: Take a look for yourself (Turns the TV to a infomercial with a
Taco)

Jono: What is that?

Bakura: A taco, its a type of food in this current time.

Jono: So, Tacos are walking, taking food. And did you captuer it in
this box?

Bakura: No, its called a T.V., Here let me spell it for you T. then V.

Jono: What kind of magic does a T.V. have?

Bakura: It shows some kind of Play and it has over 2 Million different
Plays that you can see any where their is a T.V.

Jono: And that there,... Is that a fairy in a glass ball?

Bakura: That is a light bulb, it brings light from the sun and... *Look
at watch* Holy Crap!!?? its 8:30, You have to get home Jono, You can't
stay Here 24/7 you know.

Jono: Bakura, Can't I stay here for the night, atleast till morning.

Bakura: And why can't you go home?

Jono: Because I don't know where Jounouchi's House is. T__T

Bakura: Fine, Just for tonight.

Y.me:Well, Bakura and Jono slept outside because it was soo nice and
warm and they don't to tell you sorry little...

Me: Y.me, Shut up and let them read the story!

Jono: Hey Bakura, What is that?

Bakura: Jono, That is the moon, hey how stupid can a guy get, I mean
the moon has been here for...

Jono: No baka, I mean that bird with those light bulbs you told me
about.

Bakura: That is a plane, People travle in it to anywhere in the world.

Jono: ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!!??

Bakura: Yep, and they have these ladys in small skirts that bring you
food in the plane.

Jono: Bakura, shouldn't we go to bed now?

Bakura: Yah, your probly right.

Later that night...

Yami: Jono, I challenge you to a duel to win back Jounouchi.

Jono: Hey, Why are you waking me up so early and why are you even here
for that matter... Oh ya, Jounouchi is why you are here?

Yami: Yes, and I wan't him back right now!

Jono: What are you, One of his rabid fangirls?

Yami: No, but I'm Not sure about Yugi and his..... Back to the point, I
challenge You to a duel.

Jono: Whats a duel?

Yami: What the hell do you mean? Don't you know how to duel?

Jono: Nope! ^________^

Yami: ((O___________O)) a Yami who can't duel, what the hell is wrong
with this guy?

Jono: But Bakura-sama can duel, But I know him and he doesn't like you
so go, Or eles.

Yami: Or else what?

Bakura: Or else my foot goes half way up your ass!

Yami: Bakura, Why are you here?

Bakura: This Is My House Dumb Ass!!!!!

Yami: Ooohh, That explains somethings, I guess I will go and challenge
you tomarrow then... Bye!

Jono: What is it with him and my Light?

Bakura: Just ignore him, We can talk about it in the morning.

Jono: Fine, Night!

How was it, I need Reviews!

Next....

O.K., I'm introducing Jono to the computer!!! and some of his crads
arn't in his deck, Just tellin' ^^;

Jono: Bakura, Why is there buttons on this board?

Bakura: Jono, This is a Keyboard, Look you press a button and the image
on the button appears on the screen.

Jono: Oh, and the thing called a "Computer" it is what all people do
now, Right?

Bakura: I think so.

Jono: So, what does this thing do?

Bakura: Ummm, I think that is what Ryou uses to turn on the computer
when I'm not here trying to kill Yami, Why don't you press it.

Jono: O.K.

Well, the problem was that Ryou had a report that was due tomorrow and
he finished it, But never saved it and Jono deleted it. that’s not all,
some how he started a virus on the hard drive.

Jono: Did it do anything?

Bakura: I'm not sure, we will just say it did nothing.

Jono: Ok, hey Bakura, Can you teach me how to duel?

Bakura: aahh, sure why not.

Later, Jono learned to duel with Jounouchi's deck.

Bakura: Ok Jono, Lets have a duel to see how much you learned.

Jono: Fine, I'll go first.( His cards, Red Eyes, Monster Reborn, Baby
Dragon, Time wizard, and Big Eye.) Ummmm... I draw a card, right?

Bakura: Yep!

Jono:( Draws Protecter of LandStar)Umm, I play this, The card I just
drew.

Bakura: Jono, You have to say the name of the card.

Jono: Oh, Fine I play this, the card I just drew, Protecter of
LandStar.

Bakura: *Sigh* Fine, Just try to keep it short.

Jono: Ok!

Bakura: I'll play this card called Winged Dragon, Guardien of the
Fortrees.

Jono: I't a birdy!!! ^_^

Bakura: Uuuuhhh, .....Right.

Later, Bakura won the duel because Jono is to stupid to duel!

Jono: Bakura, what is it with that Yami guy?

Bakura: He is just angry, because you look like a guy he likes.

Yami: That is not true!!!

Jono: AAAHHHHH, Where the hell did you com from?

Yami: I'M EVERY WHERE! ((O___________O))

Jono: AHHHHH, (Hides behind Bakura) He scares me!

Bakura: Oh, get a hold of yourself, Your the one who he should be
scared of.

Jono: But what about the Nuns and The Penguin? They are trying to kill
me!

Bakura: I don't know where that came from, and I don't want to know.

Jono: My light told me. ^____^

Bakura: What the... Nuns, realy?

Jono: Yep!

Bakura: Oh great, Now I'm scared of them too.

Yami: Hey, can we get back to me here?

Bakura & Jono: No!!!!

Yami: I feel unloved.

Bakura: Duh, Non of us even like you

Jono: Damn right!

Bakura: Come on Jono, I need to tell you how to take over the world,
Year 2004 Styel!

Jono: Yay!

Bakura: But first, lets get a burger.

Jono: What is a burger?

Bakura: It's brain food!

Jono: Hey, when do we steal stuff?

Yami: Hey, you can't steal stuff from people!

Jono: Why?

Yami: Because it's not nice!

Jono: There are alot of things that are not nice.

Yami: well, just don't steal anything!

Jono: Fine, then I guess I will have to give you this back. (Hands Yami
his walet)

Yami: WTF, where did you get that?

Jono: Hey, I used to be a tomb rober too, ya know.

Yami: That's it, Your coming with me, You need to learn to be poliet
like me!

Bakura: Hey, Hes mine!

Yami: No, mine!

Bakura: Mine!

Yami: MINE!

Bakura: MINE!

Yami: MINE!

Jono: Hye, stop fighting over me!

Yami: Come on Jono.

Jono: But I wanted to taste a Burger!

Yami we can get one on the way home..... Hey, stop chewin on my arm!

Jono: Sorry.

Bakura: Well, No use being me right now. (Bakura Changed back to Ryou.)

Later...

Ryou: AAAAHHH, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY REPORT!!!!????

Well, What do ya think? R&R!!!


Next....


I don't own Shit! And remember, I can't spell for Crap, Cookies, Or
Muffins!!!

Yami* Yugi, Do you think I should talk to Jono, or you?*

Yugi* Why don't I, Youv'e take up my body to long now so I think it's
my turn to talk to him.*

Yami* Ok* (Changes to Yugi)

Yugi: O.k Jono, Lets strat with---

Crash!!!

Yugi: Jono, What did you do??

Jono: Lets say this, Every Thing Hates Me! T__T

Yugi: *Sigh* This is going to take a while.

Later...

Jono: Soo, Stealing is wrogn?

Yugi: Yep, Thats why you shoulodn't steal things from others!

Jono: But why?

Yugi: Because it's bad.

Jono: So is annoying peoiple, but you don't see me complaning.

Yugi: Well, Stealing can lead to voilenc.

Jono: Yah sure.

Jono was, ofcoures, not listening to a word poor Yugi is saying and
instead is he is looking at him while he puts a pencil up his noes. Well
it got late and Yugi just gave up and went to bed. While he was asleep,
Jono got up and left the house, With the door open. He was soo board
that he wan't back to his old habets, Killing!

Jono: *Spots a girl from school walking back from a friends house* Hey,
Juu Juu.

Juu Juu: Hey Jounouchi, I didn't Know you lived near here.

Jono: Yah, I also Bet you didn't know this.*Takes out a Dager and stabs
her*

Juu's Friend: AHHHHHHHHHHH *Gasp*

Jono: Crap, I think she saw me, Oh well, I guess she has to go also.

Juu's Friend: No, Please!

Jono: Fuck You! *Staps her*

Later At School... *It's Raining*

Kaiba: Hey, Where is that Science Partner of mine?

Haku a.k.a Me!!: Didn't ya hear? She died.

Kaiba: ((O_____O)) What the hell do you mean?

Haku: She...Is...Dead, D..E..A..D!!

Kaiba:* Hits Haku on the head* No Baka, How did she die?

Haku: She was stabed last night, It was on the news and every thing.

Kaiba: Hmm, Mabey I should act out of charater and go see where she
died.

Haku: Kaiba, Your talking outloud again.

Kaiba: Hey, then don't listen!

Haku: Fine, I'll go talk to Jounouchi! Hey Jounouchi.

Jono: What?

Kaiba: O.k. Don't mess up! *Yay, Im talking in my mind again, But
something is up with Jounouchi*

After school...

Kaiba: So, she was murdered probly around here...

Haku: Well duh, her blood is right there.

Kaiba: AHHHHH, Why are you here?

Haku: I was following you!

Kaiba: Don't do it again.

Haku: But I like to fallow you guys around!

Jono: Aww, Love birds!

Kaiba: What the hell are you doing here?

Jono: This is where I come to kill.

Haku: K..Kill?

Jono: Yep and Kaiba was on my hit list, soo...

Kaiba: Soo what?

Jono: Soo... Bye!

Jounouchi: Jono Stop!!!* He fell on the ground in his body again and
cring soo Hard* It hurt* Please don't hurt anybody else.

*Mind Talk*

Jono: Why do I hafta listen to you?

Jounouchi: Because if you don't I will have to stab my self to stop
You!!!

Next....


I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of it's characters and gimmicks. I am not
affiliated with Konami, TV Tokyo, or any other company. But Jono is
kinda mine and Hakiu is me soo, He/she is mine!

Kaiba: What the Hell?

Haku: Kaiba, Don't say that, Say fuck. It will make you fell baetter.

Jounouchi: I..I'm in an alley but...*Before he could finish, Jono took
over.*

Jono: Thats it I'm leavein'!

Kaiba: What do you mean Leaveing?

Jono:If Ya need to die, Just come to the Music Shop Downtown.

Haku: Music shop?

Later at Yugi's house..

Kaiba: Yugi, How could you teach that moron to kill!!!

Yugi: But Kaiba, I didn't really teach him anything.

Kaiba: And why was that?

Yugi: Because He dosn't Listen to anyone!

Bakura: Not you, He listened to me!

Anzu: Then You taught him to kill?

Kaiba: How did you guys get here?

Bakura: That's how the story is wri... Wait, I don't Know?

Honda: Lets just ignore it!

Bakura: Well, If ya wan't to stop him, Then I guess you have to go find
him.

Yugi: But how?

Haku: He said he would be at the Music Shop.

Kaiba: Yah, thats what he said.

Yugi: Then lets go!

Honda: We just have to go! *Thinks of a flash back of when Jounouchi
and Honda beat up some Punks*

Kaiba: Might as well, I guess I kinda have to Because... Never mind,
lets just go already, I call over the limo! *Has a Flash Back of when
trhey where in the virtual world and Battled The Big Five's Dragon For the
first time and Jounouchi sacrificed his Red Eyes to save Mokuba and
another flash back from the 1st Chapter when he took a Bulet for Kaiba
From That Guy*

Limo comes and every one is in it, And are squished together!

Haku: Anzu, Move yer foot!

Honda: Thats my Foot!

Haku: ((O______O)) Then get it out of my face!

Anzu: Yugi, Can you scoot over.

Bakura: AHHHH, some one tuched my Ass!

Otogi: Opps! Sorry.

All: ((O______O))

Sooner or later We got every thing under contrle!

Yugi:*Kinda wispering to himself* I miss the old Jounouchi... *Has a
flash back of the time he and Jounouchi where draged into the water
because Mailk was takeing over Jounouchi's Body*

Haku: Bro, I miss him too. *Has a flash back when she and Jounouchi
where in a fight at school and Jounouchi spat in her face and She puched
the hell out of him, Well If she didn't punch all of hell out of him if
he is on a Killing spre...* Wait for it* New flash back- Jounouchi and
Haku where in P.E. Because Haku can turn to a girl and into a guy, and
Jounouchi thour her/him across the room and into the wall* What the
hell, I can't think of any good flash backs, Oh well!

The limo stops infrount of the store and the gang enters it.

All but Haku: GASP!!!!

Haku: What? Oh Gasp! A dead guy!!!!! *Pokes him with astick*

Yugi: Look, A tunnel is right next to the counter!

Bakura: Oh yah, I forgot that Jono can d