[ The Twelve Days in July ]
Story By Megan Mutou

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! (wish I did)

A/N: I KNOW it's past Christmas, but what the hay? Christmas in July? Sounds good to me! This is also my first fan-fic ever! Please take it easy with flamers...

Another A/N: There are some made up characters. They are:

Megan Mutou: Wife of Yugi Mutou, Elizabeth's hikari
Kim & Brian Mutou: Twins, children of guess who? Look at the last name if you can't guess...
Elizabeth: The pharaoh's wife from the past.
There! We all set? Okay.... Let the show begin!!!

The Twelve Days of Christmas (By the Gang and More!)

Yugi: Come on everybody!!! Let's sing the Twelve Days of Christmas!
Yami: No!
Everyone: Yes!
Yami: Fine...
Megan: Can we do it Yu-Gi-Oh! style?! I have it that way on karaoke!!!
Everyone: Okay!
Yugi and Yami: No!
Everyone and Megan: Yes!!!
Bakura: Can I start!?! Can I start!?! Can I start!?!
Megan: Of course you can!
Bakura: HURRAY!!!!
Joey: Bakura! In-door voice!!!! Sheesh.....
Bakura: ::gives Joey a glare and starts singing with the music:: On the first day of Christmas Yugi gave to me, Seto Kaiba in a tree!
Kaiba: What the hell? Me and a tree?
Elizabeth: On the second day of Christmas Yugi gave to me, two star chips...
Bakura: ...and Seto Kaiba in a tree!
Kaiba: What is with this tree stuff?
Yugi: On the third day of Christmas I gave to myself, three warriors...
Elizabeth: ...two star chips...
Bakura: and Seto and Moki in a tree!
Mokuba: What's this tree stuff about me and my brother!?! Don't make me call one of our helicopters!! Oh, our turn!
Kaiba and Mokuba: On the fourth day of Christmas Yugi gave to me, four God cards... wait, aren't there only three!?!...
Yugi::...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:... and Kaiba Corp. in a tree!
Seto: Okay, you can make fun of me, but not my company! Who's writing this crap!? I'm going to sue them for one billion yen...
Megan: ::singing loud and well:: On the FIFTH day of Christmas my TRUE LOVE ::points at Yugi and he blushes:: gave to me, FIVE VALENTINES!!!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:... four God cards...
Yugi::...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:...and Industrial Illusions in a tree!
Pegasus: Hey! If you can't make fun of Kaiba-boy’s company, then you can't make fun of mine, either!
Tristan: On the sixth day of Christmas Yugi gave to me, six orechalchos rings...
Megan: FIVE VALENTINES!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:...four God cards...
Yugi:...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:...and Dartz tied to a tree with thorns on it!!!
Dartz: Hey! Hey! Hey! Now, that's not nice!
Megan: You're not nice either!!! You were responsible for taking Yugi’s soul away the show!
Dartz: That's on the show. I'm actually quite nice... if you know what I mean...
Megan: ::realizes what he has said and slaps him:: YOU PERVERTED FREAK!!!
Joey: ::ignores what's going on and sings:: On da seventh day o’ Christmas Yug’ gave ta meh, seven useful trap cards...
Tristan:...six orechalchos rings...
Megan: FIVE VALENTINES!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:...four God cards...
Yugi:...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:... and my yami has ran and gone away... with a tree! ::smirks::
Y.Bakura: ::is clueless:: Huh?...Well, how ‘bout I trap you in the Shadow Realm?!
Yami: Not while I'm around!!! ... Oh great, my turn to sing.... On the eighth day of Christmas my hikari gave to me, eight games of shadow... ::everything stops. Everyone is looking at him with awe, and Megan stopped the music.::
Everyone:: Wooooow..............
Yami: What?! That's how I sing! I don't know why everyone's staring at me... Can we please get on with the song?
Megan: Okay ::starts music::
Joey::...seven useful trap cards...
Tristan:...six orechalchos rings...
Megan: FIVE VALENTINES!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:...four God cards...
Yugi:...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura: and a short spiky-haired boy in a tree!! ::points at Yugi::
Yugi: ’Kura!!! That's not nice... *sniff*
T?a: On the ninth day of Christmas Yugi gave to me, nine chibi evildoers...
Yami:...eight games of shadow... ::still gets some stares::
Joey::...seven useful trap cards...
Tristan:...six orechalchos rings...
Megan: FIVE VALENTINES!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:...four God cards...
Yugi:...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:... and Rebecca was hung from a tree!!!
Rebecca: Hey! Who's writing this!?!?! ‘Cause that's not nice!!!
Megan: Maybe it's that giant lady above us who is putting words into our heads...
Rebecca: You're probably right...
Brian: On the tenth day of Christmas dad gave to me, ten ancient items... (A/N- I've never counted them, so I don't know how many there actually are...)
T?a:... nine chibi evildoers...
Yami:...eight games of shadow...
Joey::...seven useful trap cards...
Tristan:...six orechalchos rings...
Megan: FIVE VALENTINES!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:...four God cards...
Yugi:...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:... and a funny little pharaoh in a tree!!!
Yami: I'm going to knock your head right off your shoulders!!!
Y.Bakura: Hey! Leave him alone! I actually found that funny...
Yami: STAY OUT OF THIS!!! ::whacks him in the head hard:: *mutters* Stupid, baka tomb raider.......
Kim: ::shakes her head:: *sigh* On the ‘leventh day of Christmas dad gave to me, ‘leven cute duel monsters...
Brian:...ten ancient items...
T?a:... nine chibi evildoers...
Yami:...eight games of shadow...
Joey::...seven useful trap cards...
Tristan:...six orechalchos rings...
Megan: FIVE VALENTINES!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:...four God cards...
Yugi:...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:...:: sings the song that teases two people in love:: and Yugi and Megan sittin’ in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!
Megan and Yugi: *both blush* It's not like that at all!!!
Elizabeth and Yami: *both roll eyes* Yeah, sure! That's why you didn't fall in love, not get married, and not have the twins, Brian and Kim! *both mutter* Silly hikaris...
Everyone: On the twelfth day of Christmas Yugi gave to me, twelve months of dueling...
Kim:...’leven cute duel monsters...
Brian:...ten ancient items...
T?a:... nine chibi evildoers...
Yami:...eight games of shadow...
Joey::...seven useful trap cards...
Tristan:...six orechalchos rings...
Megan: FIVE VALENTINES!!!
Kaiba and Mokuba:...four God cards...
Yugi:...three warriors...
Elizabeth:...two star chips...
Bakura:...and I am singing next to a Christmas tree!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Did you have to include the trees in every part you sang!?
Bakura: Yup!
Y.Bakura: OH, THE EMBARRASSMENT!!!
Bakura: Shut-up!
Y.Bakura: I don't have to!!!
Bakura: I'm your host, and what I say goes!!!
Y.Bakura: No!
Bakura: Yes!
Y.Bakura: NO!
Bakura: YES!
Y.Bakura: NO!
Bakura: YES!
::And everyone watched and sweat-dropped as the fighting continued::

[ The End ]

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Authoress: So! What do you think!? Please R&R!! Flamers will be used to kill Rebecca!!!!!

Megan: I told you that it was her, Rebecca!!!
Rebecca: *gasp* You were right!!!
:: The Authoress runs away as Megan and Rebecca chase her::
Too bad Rebecca doesn't know that the Megan in this story is a hologram. The real Megan is the authoress...
Authoress:: Bwahahahahaha! I will trap all of you in the Shadow Realm... IF YOU DO NOT JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!! Muwahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!
Yugi: ...... Megan.... You're scaring me....... ::starts crying::
Yami: Please review so Megan doesn't become evil and my hikari can stop crying...