[ Seto's Yami ]
Story By DarkMagicianGirlMana

[ Chapter 1 ]

"Man, Im bored...HEY NOAH!"Seto shouts. "What?"noah was in a bathrobe because he was batheing. "Can you dress up and act like an idiot to entertain me? Im bored."seto asks. "No! I am not your monkey slave behind bars! No Im going back to your big bathtub, did you know there is a draft coming through?"he left with a soap bubble trail. "Stupid green haired computer virus..."Seto mumbled. " I heard that!" Noah yelled. Mokuba walked in. "if your bored, go to marik's house and get a yami."mokuba told him. "My brother! You are a genius!"Seto picked him up and hugged him and put him down. Seto flew through the doors and left. " I dont think he took his medication again.. I better get a doctor!"Mokuba ran out.

[ Chapter 2 ]

Seto knocks on the door. "Coming!"marik yells. He knocks 5-7 times. "Im coming stupid!'Marik poens the door and saw kaiba. "Uh hi kaiba.."he saw how tall he was. "My, your bigger than on tv." "Enough small talk! I'll give you 50 bucks for that millenium rod?"he offered. "Sure!"Marik gave it to him. Malik the yami comes down. "marik you baka! You forgot to flush the toilet you idiot for a hikari! "malik jumps off the stairs and on top of Marik to wrestle. "Im leaving then..."kaiba holds it. "Hey Yami! Wake up! yoo-hoo! "kaiba knocks on the rod. "Mabey bakura can teach me how he got ryou..."he leaves again.

[ Chapter 3 ]

He arrives at Bakura's. "Oh hi seto thank ra you came! "he said pulling him into the house. "You see, my computer got a virus and ryou's stupid ancient egypt dog that looks like anubis is eating my shirts!"bakura explained. "I'll help but teach me how to get a yami."seto explained. "Fine, but it happens naturally. Just wait, your yami will wake and hurray, you got a yami. Oh and you may wait 1 hour to 2 years. "he explains then pulls him. "grrr woof! woof!"Anubis the dog was barking. "pet him Seto, I taught him a trick!"ryou had a dirty grin. Seto bent down and then the dog went on his shoe. "RYOU!"he yelled. "fix the computer!"bakura begs. he hs a bad virus so he gets a hammer. "This is the only way.."Seto smashes the computer. 'Ohh.."Bakura fainted. "He only spent 5,000 bucks. Oh well. Anubis! Go chase that man with silver, (kaiba) he bit me and turned me into spider man!"Ryou ordered the black dog . The dog chased him out. "hahah! eww... darn you anubis! "he saw anubis went on his black cloak. Ryou pranked BAkura by hair dying his hair black. Bakura woke up and had black hair and blue eyes. "AHHHH!!!"bakura faints again.

[ Chapter 4 ]

At the mansion, he keeps on shaking the rod. "man you stupid rod! I want my Yami!!"Seto screams at it. "OPEN UP YAMI! GET OUT!"Seto calms down. He waits until he is about to smash it. "BY RA"S NAME GET OUT!!!"Seto said the magic word and a puff of blue smoke surrounds a tall priest. "Where am I? AHHHH! Oh, hi."Seth bows. "hi weirdo, Im seto, blah blah blah..."seto gets bored. " It is nice to meet you, I am Seth. So you rang?"Seth asks." are you a jeanie? give me a wish!"seto yells. "sorry Seto , i am not a magical jeanie. "he smiles and walks around. "Can you duel?? If you can, duel me!!!" Seto drags him by the leg. "We never used pieces of tiny paper. but what is a duel?"Seth ask. "No way! I have a Yami, who cant duel..."Seto walks to a wall and hits his head on it. mokuba walks in. "Seto, who's the tall hobo in our house?"mokuba asked. "I am not a hobo!! Im Seth."Seth bows. "Oh boy! An exchange student!!!! "Mouba calls yugi and the gang in. "Oh my..."tea saw him. "Who is the tall guy??? Save me bro!"serenity jumps behind Joey. "do not fear me miss. I am Seth, Im just a priest princess."Seth flirts. "flirt you die!"Joey got steamed. seth looks up and sees Yugi. "Cousin! Oh I missed you! why did you go?? Egypt is boring but now we can go back and play Egypt games and I can....."seth picked him up and held him. "COUSIN!?!?!??!"Seto faints. " All right! C.P.R!"Yami Marik gets exited so he sticks a worm in Kaiba's mouth. "Im cousins with Yugi!!! Its a small world!"Mokuba hugs yugi. "Wow, enemies are family. Odd..."Tristan replied. serenity was still scared of Seth. The priest got on his knee and he holds Serenity's hand. "thats it! outside!"Joey drags him. "Is this a ceremony? I love ceremon...AHHH! HE'S BITING MY LEG!!"seth yells. Marik and the others watch. seto wakes up. "WHa? AHHH! WORM!"he spits the worm out.

[ Chapter 5 ]

"My eye looks black..."Seth looked in a mirror. "because you got beaten.."noah put a stake on his eye. "Were out of ice.." Ryou (evil bakura) sees the priest. "Hi there, long time no see!"Ryou looked at him. "Yup, flirting these days changed...if you flirt with a girl, make sure her brother wont beat you.."seth pressed the stake against his eye. "Aye...these days are soo weird."Ryou nodded. yugi was frozen when he heard the word cousin. "If Im related to Seto, then why didnt we know each other??'yugi thought. "Poor priesty, can i throw him down the stairs??"Marik asked Ishezu. "NO!"Ishezu slapped him. 'Hey Seth, what did you do in your time?"Serenity asks. "well, I was a priest.. I dont know anything else.....I have a question!"Seth jumps.
"spill it."Seto was using a toothbrush to brush his tounge off. "Where do babies come from???"Seth asked. "Mokuba! Noah! Find a book on babies, if Seth runs in his underwear in our library, spray him with a water bottle.."Seto replies."Kay!"Mokuba pulls him.

[ the end ]