[ FEAR FACTOR ]
Story By Auxya

[ Chapter 1 ]

Y. Marik- who else would waste their time on a f---

TeRe- ^___^ well then, thank you people for reading!

Bakura- and yet another torturing fic…

Yami- hurry! Do the disclaimer!!

Disclaimer- I don’t own yugioh, Fear factor or any singer ok!!

Marik- that’s always a problem with you…

TeRe- yeah, I mean really! Who reads that anyway?!

Yami- “…or any singer ok!!” ^_____^

TeRe- …and some people even make this huge disclaimer that takes so much space just to--…

Bakura- guess I’ll start the fic---

Yami- no I will!

Bakura- I will! *both argue*

Marik- “Chapter 1- Let the games begin”! ^_________^

Yami n’ Bakura- HEY!!!

Seto- oh and when you see this “(( ))” that means crazy girl here is talking k^-^ *runs around* yay! I did it without panicking!! Whoo-hooo!

Serenity- -_- and they make me pretend I love him…’cuz I do!^____^ GO SETO!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chap 1- let the games begin~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*they were set in a construction site place*

Player’s intros-

Host- oh sorry we won’t do the intros ‘cuz the Yugioh cast came late! Ahem, so I’ll just name them and one or two words that describes ‘em, phew here we go!

Not so intros-

Yugi- wimpy, o.k
Yami- pharaoh, leader type o’ guy
Ryou- wimpy, quiet
Bakura- tomb robber/raider, leader type o’ guy
Marik- amBITCHious, stupid *not like dumb stupid, like idiot stupid*
Yami Marik- deadly, mean
Isis- sisterly, sweet
Jounouchi- brotherly, stupid *this one, both stupids*
Serenity- sisterly, sweet
Seto Kaiba- richboy, funmaker (or lover boy)
Tea- bitch, friendship
Mai- sexy, girly and can’t leave out selfish

Mai- hey! Why the hel--

Otogi- (same as Mai) cute
Honda- pervert, horny
Miho- lovergirl, peace, bugging
Shadi- peace, quiet
Pegasus- gay, stupid *stupid with a third meaning*

Tea- ~_~ that was so---

Honda- who’s our host?! Who’s our host?! Who’s our host?! Wh--

Jou- *sweat drop* she’s over there Honda!

Honda- SHE’S!!?!!

All- ~_~

Mai- I can already smell her! She’s a friggin--

Yami- she’s here!

Christina Aguilera- Hi people I’m your host, Christi---((if you don’t like this singer…well too bad, there was no one else sane enough to put ^.^))

Boys- AAHHH! *faint*

Girls- aw shit, not again!

Christina- is there a problem?

Isis- It’s just tha---

Mai- *jealous* Yeah YOU! so just go get dirty!

Christina- what are yo---

Bakura- oh *sings* “you are beautiful no matter what they say”…

Christina- *sweatdrop* ok guys, lets get on with the show!

Jou- oh my gosh I can’t believe it’s you! Can I have your autograph?!

Seto- that’s stupid! *pushes him* can I!?!!

Same boys- *dusty fight*

Christina- ENOUGH!!!!

Boys- *since she said so* OK ^___^

Christina- ok let’s start from the top--

Marik- and work your way to the bottom!?^_______^

Yami Marik- *who hates Christina* *smack Marik on the head* shut up you idiot!

Otogi- Yeah! Your supposed to work your way to the side so that then--

Christina- I’m outta here! *leaves*

Tea- that’s a relief ah Yugi?

Yugi- boo-hoo

Marik- *scoffs* our host should have been Evanescence, she’s so prett--

Yami Marik- for once, your right ^_^ *takes out poster and starts kissing it*

All- ¬¬*sweatdrop*

Same boys- *glare at them* TOT!!((it’s a face ok!))

Yami- *yelling* Christina we’re sorry we mean it!!

Isis- good Yami! Fist person to use manners ^_^!

Christina- you seem nice^^! Ok I’ll go back!

Everyone- horray!

Christina- ok, I’m your host Christina Aguilera, and welcome to Fear Factor!

Everyone- horray!

Marik- that’s getting really annoying!

Christina- you all obviously know about the prize money and how hard it’ll be to get.

All- yeah!

Pegasus- I don’t want any of the yucky games though

Shadi- then leave ~_~

Miho- Yami Marik and I will so like WIN!

Yami Marik- *sweatdrop*

Christina- our first game will be fun, just for me maybe…

All- horray!

Marik- *getting very pissed*

Christina- you’ll get inside this glass room *truck brings glass room* and balloons will be falling from the ceiling *truck puts balloons in a tube thing* and that’s it ^-^ *truck leaves*

Honda- so…?

Tea, Miho- will there be yucky stuff?!

Mai- …O_____O…

Christina- you have to catch one balloon, brake it up and eat whatever’s inside!

All- horray--huh?

Tea- discusting!

Mai- EWWWWWW! No way!

Otogi- for 1 million dollars!?! ((¬¬ yeah, as if it wasn’t enough))

Seto- all right you chicken asses get out if you wish!

Yami- well we don’t right Yugi?

Yugi- *blank stare* *blinks* huh?

Serenity- for some reason I’m not scared… but of course! Jou has taught me all I know ^-^!

Jou- 0_0 have I? Or has KAIBA!??!

Seto- probably…I would say yes, yes I have, Serenity doesn’t need to know how to scratch herself XD

Christina- we have randomly selected the first player…

Miho, Mai, Tea- *praying*

Christina- and the first player to fear is… PEGASUS!

Pegasus- AHHHHH! *faints*

Shadi- I believe we should skip him?

Christina- correct… ok so next will be!… *randomly picks name* MARIK!

Yami- heavens awake…¬¬

Marik- O.O Why, why must you do this to me Ra?! WHY!?!

*thunder falls from the sky*

Bakura- that’s why…

All- o_O

Isis- you go little brother!

Marik- *blushes* yeah, yeah sure! *gets in glass room* O-kay…umm..?

Christina- ready?!

Marik- hell no!

Christina- *didn’t hear him* oh well, go!

Bakura- Ryou, hand me your camera…

Ryou- ^-^ *gives him camera* careful thought, I bought it with my *commercially voice* Master Card! ^___________^

Bakura- *starts tape recording Marik* heheh…I could so use this for black mail…against my best friend?

Marik- *the balloons keep falling and Marik doesn’t know what to do*

Christina- Marik, you only have 15 minutes!

Shadi- What exactly is in those balloons?

Ryou- are there little animals that crawl into you and--!

Bakura- *smacks him* their called bugs you idiot!

Yugi- *in his head* I’m no bug!

Tea- Yugi is not a bug!

Yugi- e_e

Miho- but snakes crawl too!

Mai- no, seriously people, what is in there?

Seto- in the bugs!?!

Christina- in the balloons you asshole!!… well there could be anything from a cow’s body!

All- *purple face*

Marik- *balloon drops in his hair full of blood* aw shit! *ACCIDENTLY catches one* hey, hey I caught one! I really did!

Yami- great, a whole bunch more to go ¬¬

Isis- It looks as if they were his first steps! *remembers when Marik learned to walk* *sighs*

All- ~_~

Christina- 10 more minutes Marik! Pick it up!

Otogi- you’re nasty…^__^ never mind^^

Honda- ‘cuz if she wasn’t then she won’t be the hottest, prettiest, and sexiest of all! Especially that Britney Bitch…

Otogi- big time!

Both- DOWN WITH BRITNEY SPEARS…UH…UP WITH CHISTINA!!!

All- ¬.¬

Y. Marik- That annoying brat is going home on the first round!

Isis- *growls like a beast*Ò__Ó!!!

Yami Marik- hi Isis…April--October Fools ^-^*innocently kicks rock* ‘sup, uh, Sis?

All- o.O

Jou- look, he just got 5 more!

Christina- Marik, you just don’t catch them! Eat what inside or they won’t count! 5 more minutes!

Isis- don’t give up Marik!

Marik- *eating cow brain* fuck that’s bad! *eats the rest of the cow parts* blaw! DONE!

Christina- and times u--- oh good!^-^

Marik- *gets out of glass room with a cow bladder on his head*((N/A: really, it’s not hard to imagine someone with a cow bladder on his head…)) I feel sticky *pop* ¬¬

Christina- ewww! Well you got 29 to be exact…wow, thought you would get zero!

Marik- Yeah baby, I kick ass! Hey Isis wanna hug me now? *evil grin*

Isis- for the first time ever NO! hit the showers Marik!

Marik- *leaves* oh yeah, it’s my birthday! It’s my birthday! Who-oh whose you greavekeeper? Whose your gravekeeper!?

Seto- think the cow brain helped develop his own?

Yugi- he’d need way more then that…

Tea- what about Seto’s?

Serenity- we are not taking Seto’s brain out to help Marik be more intelligent are we?

Bakura- oh please can we?

Yami- no, you Robber ass!

Bakura- you f--

Otogi- enough with the uncoolness!

Tea- is this, like, the kindom of cursing?

Christina- ok whatever! now it’s Pegasus’s turn!

Pegasus- oh well beauty has to pay *gets in*

Honda- oh gosh! Does beauty really pay! *covers face*

Otogi- ¬`.¬ if it was true, then I’d be dead…

Mai- same…

Y. Marik- oh, me more!

Yugi- whatever Yami Marik! Everybody knows that you use a special cream so you can’t see your wrinkles!

Y. Marik- ÒoÓ!!! Do not! ((hope you’ve see Y.Marik duel ^-^))ISIS!!!

Isis- well yeah! I’ve see you every day! Oops! You told me to keep it a SECRET!

Y. Marik- ¬`.¬ oh you’ll pay Isis, you’ll pay. There’ll be some crazy reason for that we will end up against each other and me and a team -which I don’t know where I got from, probably a extremely stupid reason will cause it…- will go on a all out war against you and KILLYOU!!!!!!!!!!

All- o.O...

Isis- *sweatdrop* *gives him a pill* anger…management…classes…

Christina- *touches Y. Marik’s face* I’ve seen you on T.V and trust me…*keeps touching* what kinda cream do you use?!?! You can’t see anything!!

Otogi- oh! Have you seen me on the show? Have ya? Have ya Christina Aguilera?

Christina- yeah, you’re that what’s his name guy right? Oh well!

Marik- what’d I miss?

Ryou- Y. Marik’s declaration of independence…

Seto- moron, so who’s next?

Yami- *tape recording Pegasus* finally, REVANGE!(( where the hell is everyone getting cameras??))

Jou- that’d be so funny if when Seto goes and we lock him in *giggles*

Seto- Ò.Ó you’re really asking for it Chihuahua! *dusty cloud of fights with Jou*

Serenity- e_e it’s just so frustrating to even watch…

Yugi- as if you haven’t seen the embarrassment I go through…

Ryou- same, having our yamis fight over ice-cream is just plain stupid…

Serenity- ¬¬ did I ask for this?

Bakura- *sings* “‘cause it makes me that much stronger, makes me work a little bit harder, *high pitched and annoying voice* makes me that much wiser! *macho man voice* so thanks for making me, FIGHTER!”

Christina- ¬.¬ you sound more like Seto, Yugi and Yami Marik singing together…

Jou- *still bite- I mean fighting Seto*

Y. Marik- how annoying… *sends ‘em both to the shadow realm*

Isis- *slaps Y. Marik so hard that he falls* Ò.Ó WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SENDING PEOPLE TO THE SHODOW REALM!!! WHAT THE F%(# DO THEY TEACH YOU AT THE STINKIN’ ANGER MANEGMANT CLASSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi- *gives her a pill* anger…management…cla--

Isis- SHUT UP SHRIMP!

Tea- HEY!

Miho- it's no biggie Isis...

Isis- ok^-^, but Y. Marik’s getting disciplined when we get home…

Y. Marik- *brings Seto and Jou back* ()_()…

Serenity- SETO!

Seto- ^-^

Jou- Ò-Ó

Serenity- ^-^ JOU!

Jou- ^-^

Seto- ¬.¬0

Tea- hey look at Pegasus, he cares more about his stupid hair than the game!

Shadi- *sweatdrop* *puts hood on*

Mai- *fixing make up* I don’t blame him…

Pegasus- ew, ew, ew, ew! *balloon fall on his head and breaks* um… EW!

Christina- don’t give up Peggsy!

Ryou- I’m way cuter then him and no one call me nice names!

Yami- no offence Ryou but you’re just as disgusting as Tomb Raider over there…

Honda- what is he doing?

Bakura- *eating blood balloons*

Marik- dude, stop that! You’re am embarrassing me…

Tea- I smell a fight...

Seto- cramp it bitch!

Yami- *shame face((would someone tell me what the hell is that?))* pure
disgustingness…

Bakura- what the f*** did you just said to me pharaoh!?!

Yami- PURE DISGUSTINGNESS!

Bakura- *about to hit him*

Christina- *smacks him with a huge mallet* peoples please! no fighting, no HITING!!

Honda- that’ll only hold him for about 5 minutes…

Ryou- less! he grew very resistant to that…

Yami- *evil grin* hehehe…*heads tours Bakura with a marker*

Christina- 5 minutes and 30--28--24--10 seconds!

Pegasus- I want out! *machine intentionally hits him* ~_~

Otogi- how weird, yet pleasing.

Jou- you call that weird…*points at Yami who is playing with a marker on Bakura’s face*

Marik- Peggsy- I mean, Pegasus got 7 more!

Christina- good! 2 more minutes and--some seconds!

Y. Marik- *coming from the entrance gate* ‘sup fools.

All-???

Christina- hey! You are not aloud to leave the game unless you… wanna leave the game!

Otogi- unless you want to disobey!

Seto- unless you’re a wimp!

Y. Marik- can’t I just get out and have some fresh air? Stuck with you people bores me.

All- *suspicious look*

Miho- oh my loveable, adorable culdlable, ((I don’t know where I got this!))huggable Yami Marik, you seem loveably, adorably, cudlebly, hugga--bly suspicious!

Shadi- what’s the big deal? He left, so?

Isis- exactly! ^-^

Y. Marik- ¬¬ I just got sick of hanging with you morons…

Christina- *flame things on her eyes* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!?!!!

Honda- now she’s getting dirty!

Isis- do me the favor Christina!

All- KILL, KILL, KILL!!!

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TeRe- hope you liked it!!!^________________^ it was kinda short though...

Yami- *hiding* nothing’s gonna happen to right?

TeRe- it all depends on what plot construction says…

Yugi- plot construction?

Otogi- I’m starving! You know we never ever eat!

Mai- I have a balanced diet so who cares!^-^

Yugi- what do you mean by plot construction?

TeRe- also part of plot construction!^__________^

Yami- us not knowing? That’s what it is?

TeRe- plot construction!

Bakura- BUH- BYE peoples! Read the next part where I kill Yami!

Yami- AHHH!

Marik- will he kill him?

TeRe- plot construction!



*~ ||||||||||||||||QUESTIONS||||||||||||||||~*

:: is Christina really gonna kill Y.Marik?::
:: will Pegasus make it out alive?::
:: will anyone lose and get out?::
:: is Bakura gonna kill Yami when he sees his marked face?::
:: what type of cream does Y. Marik use?::
:: why do bugs crawl on you? What is in them anyway?:: ~*

TeRe- read the next chapter and find out!

Marik- also e-mail at darkm16@hotmail.com and tell TeRe what you think!^-^

TeRe- yeah this is my first fic so I want to know if it's cool!

Otogi- so then just ask me?

Tea- also you can sen--

Y.Marik- also you can send an e-mail to us!

Jou- SEND ME! SEND ME! SEND ME! SEND ME! *gets sent to Russia* O.O

All- please review!!! ^_____________^

TeRe- please don't be cruel and help the poor, REVIEW!!

All- -_-

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