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[ Yugi's
Tea Party ] Hi, everyone. No, this isn’t Yu-Gi-Oh! Virtual Quest. That won’t be done for a little while; I just thought I’d send a short story just to let you know I’m still working on it. In the meantime, enjoy this story. I hope you like it, cause if you don’t.....I’ll just have to make it up in Yu-Gi-Oh! Virtual Quest.
[ Chapter 1: Got Writer’s Block ] Joey, Tristan, Tea, and Emo were watching TV at Yugi’s house when Yugi came in. Yugi: Guess what, guys, we got a letter from the creator. Tristan: We got a letter from God? Yugi: No, not that creator! Joey: Oh, you mean The Creator Duel Monsters card! Yugi: No! I mean the creator of this story! Everyone just stares at Yugi. Yugi: You know.....the Emomaster? Emo: Oh! I know him! Joey: No, duh, he made you up. Yugi: Anyway, he has writer’s block, so we have to think of something to entertain everyone. Everyone thinks for 5 minutes. Yugi: Let’s have a tea party! Joey: I’m in! Tea: Me too! Tristan: Good idea! Emo: No way! Tea parties are for girls! Tea growls at Emo. Emo: But, if you guys want to, okay, I’ll join you. Suddenly, we hear a knock at the door. Yugi: Who’s that? The gang goes to the door and opens it to see Sonic the Hedgehog from the Sonic the Hedgehog video games and Mario from the Mario Bros. games. Sonic: Hi. I’m Sonic, and this is Mario. Mario: It’s-ah me, Mario! Tristan: Why does he speak like that? Sonic: He’s Italian. Mario: Momma-mia! Sonic: Will you shut up! Anyway, we heard you were having a tea party and we were wondering if we could come. Yugi: Sure. Mario: Yay-ah! Meanwhile, we see a telescope outside the window, it traces back to Kaiba Corp., were we see Seto Kaiba looking through it. Kaiba: A tea party, huh? Just then, Mokuba walks in. Mokuba: Seto, what are you doing? Kaiba: Guess what, Mokuba, I’m gonna wreck Yugi’s tea party! That picture of our parents is in charge. Do everything it says. Kaiba grabs his briefcase and walks out the door. Mokuba turns to the picture. Mokuba: You want me to bow down to you? Okay. Mokuba bows down to the picture. Mokuba: All hail the sacred picture. Meanwhile, Kaiba makes it to Yugi’s house. Kaiba: Now I can get my revenge on Yugi. A voice: Hello, Kaiba-boy. Kaiba: What? Oh, it’s you. Maxamillion Pegasus walks up to Kaiba. Pegasus: What do you say to a duel, Kaiba? Kaiba: There are 4 problems with that: 1. You don’t have a duel disk. 2. You can’t bring your oversized dueling arenas with you. 3. I’m busy trying to ruin Yugi’s party. 4. Dueling you would be a waste of time. Pegasus: On the contrary, Kaiba, I can bring my arenas with me, thanks to my Duel Arena in a Box. Pegasus opens the box and pushes a button, then it turns into a dueling arena. Kaiba: Well, I guess the only way to make you go away is to duel you, so let’s just get this over with. Both duelists take their positions on the arena. Kaiba and Pegasus: Let’s duel!
[ Chapter 2: Attack of the Toons (Kaiba vs. Pegasus) ] Inside Yugi’s house, everyone was setting up for the party. Yugi: Okay, let’s decide what we’re gonna do. Tristan: I’ll get the tea. Joey: I’ll get a table. Emo: I got sugar! Yugi: I’ll get a table cloth. Tea: I’ll get plates! Everyone does their jobs. Sonic: What are we supposed to do? Joey: Sit around and do nothing, I guess. Mario: Momma-mia! Sonic: Will you shut up! Meanwhile, outside Yugi’s house, Kaiba and Pegasus are beginning their duel. Pegasus: I’ll start. Pegasus draws. Pegasus: Oh, goody! This will be fun! I play the all powerful, indestructible, irresistible Toon World (Pegasus: 3000)! Kaiba: You’ve got to be kidding me. You’re still using that retarded card? Then this won’t be fun at all. Pegasus: Laugh while you can, Kaiba-boy! I play Toon Goblin Attack Force (Atk: 2300)! 4 cartoon goblins jump out of the Toon World book. They suck their thumbs for a few seconds, then they raspberry Kaiba. Kaiba: Apparently, you didn’t give those things any manners (draws). I play Spear Dragon in attack mode (Atk: 1900)! Then I’ll leave a card face down and end my turn. Pegasus: I’ll draw. Now, go my goblins, attack Kaiba’s life points! In case you forgot, my toons can bypass your monsters and go straight for your life points! The goblins jump at Kaiba, then they disappear. Kaiba: Huh? One of the goblins appears behind Kaiba and taps him on the shoulder. Kaiba looks back, only to get pummeled by the 4 goblins. Back inside, Yugi and friends are having their tea party. They hear hitting noises and Kaiba screaming. Emo: Do you guys hear something? Sonic: No. Emo: You know, Sonic, I think I remember you from somewhere. Sonic: You do, you were in the stories the Emomaster sent to the Sonic Foundation. Emo: Oh yeah, lousy Sonic Foundation! Sonic: They’re dead! Emo: They’re so dead that they haven’t updated their site in 3 years as of February (in 2005)! Mario: It’s-ah me, Mario! Sonic: We know that, you friggin Italian! Mario: I’m-ah not-ah friggin, you retard! Sonic: At least I have a brain! Mario: Yeah, but based on-ah video game-ah popularity, I’m-ah way better than-ah you! Sonic: Oh, really?! Mario: Yeah, you’re-ah gonna be replaced by Shadow the Hedgehog-ah! And he’s way cooler than you! Sonic: You’re only saying that because he was my enemy in Sonic Adventure 2! Tristan: Boy, those 2 are real pals. Meanwhile, we get back to the duel (Kaiba: 1700). Pegasus: Looks like my toons are putting the hurt on you, eh, Kaiba-boy? Kaiba: Not for long, they will. Kaiba draws. Kaiba: Spear Dragon, attack those goblins! Spear Dragon charges at the goblins, which are panicking. Pegasus: You never learn. My toon monsters can’t be destroyed! The toon goblins laugh, and then combine their clubs into a super hammer, which they slam down on Spear Dragon’s beak and bends it at the tip. Pegasus: Looks like your dragon needs an operation. One of the goblins, which is now wearing a doctor suit, examines Spear Dragon’s beak. Then, he takes a hammer from another goblin in a doctor outfit and slams it on Spear Dragon’s beak, thus fixing it. The goblin gives a “thumbs up” to the other goblins and kicks Spear Dragon back to Kaiba’s side of the field. Pegasus: There, isn’t that better? Kaiba: I’ll end my turn. Pegasus: Okay, let’s go (draws)! Now I’ll sacrifice my goblins for Toon Dark Magician Girl! The goblins sadly walk into the Toon World book and Toon Dark Magician Girl appears from it (Atk: 2000). Pegasus: Now it’s time to end this! Go, Toon Dark Magician Girl, attack Kaiba-boy’s life points! Kaiba: I don’t think so. Activate Trap, Clone Duplication! This card creates a copy of your monster, and the only way your toons can attack my life points is if I don’t have a toon on the field, so you have to go by my copy to get to me, but then you wouldn’t have any monsters on your side of the field. Pegasus: No, this can’t be! Kaiba: It can, and it is, so just end your turn. Pegasus: Very well, amuse me! Kaiba: With pleasure. Kaiba draws. Kaiba: It’s all over now, Pegasus. I activate Cost Down, which lowers the number of stars of the monsters in my hand by 2. Now I’ll sacrifice my Spear Dragon for my Blue Eyes (Atk: 3000)! Now, Toon Dark Magician Girl, attack Pegasus’s toon monster! Both monsters are destroyed. Kaiba: Now, Blue Eyes White Dragon, wipe out the rest of his life points! Pegasus: Oh no! Blue Eyes’s attack hits Pegasus, sending him flying through Yugi’s window (Pegasus: 0). Joey: Ah!!!!! It’s the flying old men of the apocalypse! Joey: Oh, okay. Pegasus: Stupid Kaiba! The score may be 2-1 now, but I’ll make it even again! Just you wait! Kaiba: Hey, my deck’s gone! You took my deck, you old man! I’m gonna kill you! Pegasus: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Pegasus runs like crazy. Kaiba: Get over here, you retard! We hear hitting sounds again. Tristan: Man, Kaiba and Pegasus equal pain and suffering for them and us. Joey: You can say that again. Tristan: Man, Kaiba and Pegasu- Joey: Not for real! Pegasus flies into the room again, only this time he looks beat up. Kaiba: Yes! I got my deck back! Now I can get my revenge on Yugi and ruin his tea party! Sonic: I’m leaving. Sonic rushes out the door. Mario: It’s-ah me, Mario! Mario rushes out the door, too. Joey: Good idea. Tristan: Later, Yugi! Tea: It was fun! Everyone leaves until Yugi, Kaiba and Pegasus are left. Yugi: Sorry, Kaiba, but the party is over. Kaiba: Awwww! Okay, I’ll see you at school tomorrow. Kaiba walks out of the room. Yugi: Bye, Kaiba. Pegasus wakes up. Pegasus: Ugh, where am I? Yugi: You’re in Kaiba’s office with Kaiba. Pegasus: AH!!!!!!!!!! Kaiba!!!!! Keep him away! Keep him away! Yugi bursts out laughing as Pegasus runs as fast as he can out of Yugi’s house. Yugi: That never gets old! Yugi continues to laugh for a few minutes until he finally calms down. Yugi: Yugi’s Tea Party? Yugi sighs. Yugi: Kazuki Takahashi is so gonna fire us. The End! Wasn’t that great? I know you would have rather wanted Yu-Gi-Oh! Virtual Quest, but I’d think you’d think that after waiting this long, you would probably think I wasn’t working on it. Or maybe you wouldn’t. I’d think you’d expect it done fast since it only took 2 days to write Yu-Gi-Oh! The Emerald Duelist. Ah, just forget it. Anyway, Yu-Gi-Oh! Virtual Quest will be coming in a few weeks if not earlier or sooner. Okay, now for the copyrights. Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Kaiba, ect. are copyright 1996 Kazuki
Takahashi. Well, that’s it. See you next story!
[ the end ...]
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