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Gilford the Legend attacks XYZ-Dragon Cannon, cleaving it
in half and reducing Manjoume's life to 2800 (4000+2800-4000).
Gokaido ends his turn, and Manjoume chuckles. "If
you couldn't at least manage this, the duel wouldn't be
at all interesting."
Manjoume draws, and plays Pot of Greed to draw two more
cards. Next, he plays Ojamandala, which depicts the Ojama
Trio as meditating figures in a Buddhist painted mandala
[Ojamandala - Magic: You can only
activate this card if a Ojama Yellow, Ojama Green, and Ojama
Black are present in your Cemetery. Pay 1000 Life Points
and Special Summon a Ojama Yellow, Ojama Green, and Ojama
Black from your Cemetery to the Field]. He pays 1000
life points, and summons the three Ojama from his cemetery.
"We are reborn!"
they cheer as they emerge.
"Do you have any idea what I
can do with these three runts on the field?"
Manjoume asks. Gokaido says he knows, but Manjoume clearly
doesn't think so. He plays Ojama Delta Hurricane. The three
brothers leap forth into the air. "Yellow!"
"Black!" "Green!" They dive down
towards Gilford, wave and waggle at him for a moment, then
press their rears together and start spinning. "Take
this!" Manjoume says. "Special
attack: Ojama Delta Hurricane!" The spinning
band of Ojama wraps around Gilford and destroys him in a
large explosion [Ojama Delta Hurricane
- Magic: You can activate this card if you have a Ojama
Green, Ojama Yellow and Ojama Black on your Field. Destroy
all of your opponent's cards on the Field]. Gokaido
drops to his knees as he realizes that three nothings like
that just destroyed his mighty Gilford. But he grits his
teeth and gets back to his feet, using Jeweled Sword's effect
to draw another card. Manjoume sets a card face down, and
Gokaido is distressed: "Please
don't tell me that's another Ojama-whatever card!"
Manjoume just smiles and ends his turn.
"It's true... at some point,
you started using this weak, horrible deck. You... you're
not the Manjoume-san I looked up to!"
"Weak? Well, if this deck is
weak, it doesn't exactly say much for you that you're losing
to it."
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Armed Samurai
- Ben Kei
Monster Card |
Gokaido is furious, and draws. He plays Premature Burial,
paying 800 life to summon a monster from his cemetery [Premature
Burial ~ Hayasugita Maisou - Magic: Pay 800 Life points.
Select 1 Monster Card from your graveyard, Special-Summon
it on the field in face-up Attack Position and equip it
with this card. When this card is destroyed, the monster
is also destroyed]. Thus, his LP now reduces to 400
(1200-800). And he chooses Armed Warrior Ben Kei, which
he had previously discarded to play Wicked-Breaking Flamberge
-- Baou. Next, he activates Phoenix Blade's power -- when
it's in his graveyard, he can remove two Warrior-type monsters
in his graveyard from play in order to return Phoenix Blade
to his hand. Removing Marauding Captain and Warrior Lady
of the Wasteland , he does so, and then equips Ben Kei with
both Phoenix Blade and Lightning Blade [Armed
Samurai Ben Kei ~ Jyuusou Musha Benkai - 4/500/800: In addition
to a normal attack, this card can attack during the same
Battle Phase as many times as the number of Equip Cards
equipped to this card]. Ben Kei's attack is now 1600
(500 +300+800) [Lightning Blade ~
Inazuma No Ken - Equipment Magic: You can only equip this
card to a warrior-type monster. Increase the attack of the
equipped monster by 800 points and decrease the attack of
all Water monster on the field by 500 points].
"I'll open your eyes now!"
Ben Kei attacks and destroys Ojama Yellow. Gokaido then
explains that Ben Kei gets an extra attack for each card
equipped to him. With the two swords and Premature Burial,
that makes three extra attacks, and he uses them to destroy
Ojama Black, then Ojama Green. Manjoume thinks that if he
uses his face-down card, Ojama Delta Brief, now, he can
block the next attack, but at the cost of an Ojama... He
can't allow that! And so Ben Kei's final attack hits Manjoume
directly, lowering his life to 200 (1800-1600).
"Do you understand?"
Gokaido says. "Trash cards like
that are worthless as a line of defense!"
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Ojama Delta
Brief
Trap Card |
But Manjoume activates his trap -- Ojama Delta Brief!,
which depicts all three of the Ojama stuffed into one pair
of briefs [Ojama Delta Brief - Trap:
Special Summon an Ojama Yellow, Ojama Green, and Ojama Black
when they are destroyed as a result of battle from your
Cemetery]. It allows him to special summon the Ojama
cards that were destroyed this turn. "We are reborn!"
The Ojama Trio weep with joy, at the thought that Manjoume
took damage just so they could be revived together...
"The Academy was right,"
Gokaido says. "Osiris Red suits
you! You've been reduced to using such small-fry!"
"'Reduced to?'"
Manjoume asks archly.
"I've heard about Osiris Red,"
Gokaido smirks. "The building
is crumbling, the food is terrible, the rooms are tiny,
and the dorm head is a cat! And on top of that, the duelists
are all trash!"
"It's
true that Osiris Red is the worst, and the duelists are
all trash," Manjoume says. "But
I've taught them -- that the weak stay weak!"
Judai and Sho are angered by this. "But
by lowering myself to their point of view, I've seen things
that the elite can't."
Manjoume draws and smirks. This is what he revived the
Ojama Trio for. He plays Polymerization.
The three brothers leap into spiraling air. "Let's
go!" Ojama Yellow says.
"The Ojama Ultimate Fusion!"
Black adds.
"Here it comes!"
Green concludes.
The three of them vanish, and Ojama King poses boldly.
Gokaido is stunned -- zero attack points?! But Manjoume
says that there are some things only these guys can do.
He plays a magic card, and he and Ojama King speak its name
in unison: "Change! Mecha Ojama
King!" [Change Mecha Ojaman
King - Magic: If an Ojama Kin is summoned to your side of
the Field, you can add this card from your Deck to your
hand. Sacrifice 1 face-up Ojama King on your side of the
Field. Special Summon 1 Mecha Ojama King from your Deck
to the Field].
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Mecha Ojama
King
Monster Card |
Ojama King leaps into the air -- and comes down as an even
more bizarre robotic version of itself. Manjoume explains
that his magic card allowed him to tribute Ojama King to
summon Mecha Ojama King from his deck [Mecha
Ojaman King - 6/0/3000: This card cannot be Normal Summoned
or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by the
effect of Change! Mecha Ojama King". Once per turn,
you can Special Summon 1 Ojamachine Green, Ojamachine Yellow,
or Ojamachine Black from your hand or Deck]. Mecha
Ojama King laughs. Manjoume then explains that when Mecha
Ojama King is in play, he can special summon one Ojamachine
each turn. And he chooses Ojamachine Yellow!
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Ojamachine
Yellow
Monster Card |
A bizarrely-grinning robotic Ojama Yellow pops up on the
field, and lands in a froglike pose [Ojamachine
Yellow - 3/0/0: When this Monster is Summoned, Special Summon
an Ojamachine Token to the Field?? (If this card/token is
destroyed) Damage done to this card/token's controller is
reduced to 0 and 300 damage is done to the opponent].
(Both Mecha Ojama King and Ojamachine Yellow have 0 attack
points.) And when Ojamachine Yellow is summoned, Manjoume
can summon an Ojamachine Yellow Token that is identical
to Ojamachine Yellow in every way -- including that special
ability. A duplicate of Ojamachine Yellow emerges from its
mouth, and then another from the duplicate's, and then another
from that duplicate... Now Mecha Ojama King has been joined
on the field by four Ojamachine Yellows.
Mecha Ojama King orders an attack, and the four Ojamachine
Yellows leap across the field like frogs. Gokaido is stunned
-- zero-attack monsters attacking his 1600-attack Ben Kei?
One of them leaps up, latches onto Ben Kei's chest, and
explodes. Gokaido triumphantly proclaims his victory --
but Manjoume smirks. He doesn't take damage from a battle
Ojamachine Yellow was in. And when it is destroyed, his
opponent takes 300 damage... Ojamachine parts shower down
as Gokaido drops from 400 life to 100 (400-300).
"Once you've fallen into hell,
show me how you climb back out. If you can."
The three remaining Ojamachines attack, and Gokaido is defeated
(100-300*3=0).
"You see? This last year hasn't
been in vain! It would be impossible for you to approach
my state of mind, even in a million years! You may have
at the top of the junior high, but you're far below the
Red duelists! You can't just look down on Red or these 'trash'
cards! Remember that! For I am... Ichi!"
The crowd joins in. "Jyu!"
Asuka, Judai and Sho cheer along. "Hyaku!"
Chronos joins in, to Napoleon's bafflement. "Sen!"
"Manjoume
Thunder!" The crowd goes wild, and Judai runs
out to hug Manjoume.
"Manjoume! I didn't realize
how much you loved Osiris Red so much!"
Manjoume looks extremely awkward. "Hang
on, I didn't say that..." But the Osiris Red
students are already clambering down into the arena, tossing
Manjoume into the air and cheering for him. "You're
wrong!" he cries, but it falls on deaf ears.
Chronos and Napoleon walk out into the arena, and Chronos
smiles. "Since you love Osiris
Red so much, I suppose it would be futile to take you away
from it." Manjoume looks shocked at that. Chronos
announces over the arena's speakers, "Everyone!
Signor Manjoume has chosen to remain in Osiris Red!"
The Osiris Red students cheer and say things along the lines
of, 'darned right!' Manjoume, on the other hand, looks as
if he has been hit between the eyes with a very large fish.
Chronos grins at Manjoume's spectacular achievements, but
Napoleon mutters that he'll never understand Temporary Principal
Chronos.
"Hang on a second!"
Manjoume yells. "You're wrong!
You're wrong!"
"This is great, Manjoume!"
Judai says.
"'-san' da!"
"This is great, Thunder!"
Sho amends.
"That's not what I meant!"
Later,
Sho is walking down the hall past Chronos's office when
he hears voices inside. Napoleon is chewing Chronos out.
"The whole point of this was
to show off a star from this school, to show our elite training,
and finally be able able to get rid of Osiris Red!"
Chronos hems and haws, and Napoleon won't have any of it.
"With that attitude, you'll have
that 'temporary' title for as long as that place is standing!"
Sho is shocked by what he's heard...
Back at the dorm, Judai is shocked by what Sho is saying
-- get rid of Osiris Red? Sho is really worried by what
will happen to them if that happens -- will they all be
expelled? He's just starting to panic over that when the
ground shakes heavily. Sho leaps to the conclusion that
they're demolishing the dorm already...
Or
perhaps not. Outside, Manjoume is watching a construction
site that's been set up around half of the Osiris Red dorm,
with the 'Man' logo of the
Manjoume group on its temporary privacy walls. He looks
up to see Judai and Sho, and explains that if he's going
to be stuck in this place a little while longer thanks to
Judai, he's going to at least remodel it into an appropriately
gorgeous room for him. After a bit of wordplay about Judai
misunderstanding part of what Manjoume said, Sho says that
must just be what it's like to be rich.
But Judai is worried. What's going to happen to Osiris
Red?
To be continued... |